Three fags meet each other in a funeral home lobby as each of their lovers had recently died. They strike up a conversation and the first one says he's having his lover cremated and will spread the ashes in the ocean because his lover loved sailing, the beach and surfing. The other two fags gush over how lovely this is.
The second one says he's having his lover cremated too and will spread is ashes in the mountains because he loved camping and hiking. Again, the other two gush at how beautiful this is.
The third one announces he is having his lover cremated as well but he will cook his lovers ashes into a pot of chili. The other two are taken aback by this and as why? He says he wants to feel his lover tear his ass up one moar time!