Trump Leaves Presidency To Become Even More Powerful District Court Judge

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced this week that he was leaving office in order to take an even more powerful position as a U.S. District Court judge.

After ascending to the presidency twice in the last decade, Trump set his sights on the next rung up the political ladder, with a spot in the federal judiciary proving him with far more authority to rule the nation.

"I love being president. I'm great at it. The best our country has ever had, many people say," Trump told the press. "But after seeing how much power those U.S. District Court judges have, I've decided to resign the presidency and join the judiciary. They seem to really be able to do anything they want.

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>>22835081

>We must DEFUND and DISMANTLE the Corporation of Public Broadcasting that funds PBS & NPR.

I don't see them getting anymore Taxpayer money after this lie detector fail.

>>22834851

>A Russian-born Harvard scientist was taken into ICE custody trying to smuggle frog embryos from France into the US

Has to be code for trafficking something other than French frog embryos.

>>22835204

>Anons should prolly get paid for last 8 years tho, now that Trump is back.

You'll be rewarded in heaven. Like winning the Italian lottery. A dollar a day for a million years.

>>22835199

The brainwashed monkey see monkey do woke left.

'If you pull it you better use it'

>>22835232

Who you talking to faggot. 😁

>>22834358

In addition to getting the brain checked out an exam on pelvic organ prolapse should be ordered. Not a doctor or shrink.

>>22835291

Same story for all of them. 😎

>>22834937

I know a CUNT when I see one. 😎

>>22835197

>Trump Petitions Supreme Court to Vacate Deportation Ban

This is a Key Moment for the country.

>>22835361

Press 1 for English.

>>22835410

That was quite an offer. Hope the answer was GFY.

>>22835415

>[THEY] just don't know it yet.

I will argue they are FULLY aware.

>>22835433

>>22835422

Translate 'go fuck yourself' in multiple languages using Google translate. Faggot.