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NUUK — Vice President JD Vance was met with a cold reception early Friday when he arrived in Greenland to find a grand army furiously making snowballs to defend against an invasion from the United States.
Amid rising tensions, the vice president had to scale back his initial plans to visit the towns of Nuuk and Sisimiut, instead spending all his time at Pituffik Space Base, where he connected with soldiers on the ground to learn the true nature of Greenland's growing war machine.
"We've seen them throwing snowballs at snowmen for snow target practice," reported 821st Air Base Group Commander Mark Redding. "It's a very bold show of force. We can't match their snowball technique."
According to intelligence reports, Danish Armed Forces at the Joint Arctic Command oversaw the recruitment of Greenlander natives to mass-produce as many snowballs as they could, with current estimates placing their snowball supply in the millions.
"We will fight to the very last man!" said Commander Inuk Jensen. "We're even hiding rocks in some of these snow balls. So… you know… watch out!"
According to historians, this level of saber-rattling among the citizens of Greenland had not been seen since the uprising of 1814, when a militia of brave fishermen constructed fish catapults to rebel against Norwegian rule. "Few peoples can match the ferocity of Greenlanders," said historian Ingrid Bengtsson. "Any hostile force will be met with swift retaliation. Most of it being snow and fish-related."
At publishing time, World War III was officially declared after Vice President Vance was ambushed and pelted with a dozen snowballs.
https://babylonbee.com/news/greenland-furiously-making-snowballs-in-preparation-for-american-military-invasion
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xlp9rHV4guI
>universal healthcare
As nice as that sounds, as soon as a country goes down that route, the state starts seeing bodies as the property of the state.
It's cheaper than treatment, therefore good for the country because it gives the government more money to spend on illegals.
After the giant quake in Burma, anon is surprised someone hasn't put this on vids of skyscraper pools flowing out like waterfalls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snF8lbrUYUU
SecDef Pete Hegseth Delivers Remarks at the 80th Battle of Iwo Jima Reunion of Honor Ceremony
Speaking now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlp9rHV4guI
Just so you assholes know, I am the new final boss shill, and I am unbeatable by mere mortals because I have Japanese / Jewish ancestry.
My name is SCHLOMO ARIGATO, and you peasants will bow before me and beg for mercy.
I SEE YOU ASSHOLES HAVE ALREADY HEARD OF ME.
MY NINJA TRAINING GOES FAR ABOVE THAT OF MERE MORTALS.
I AM DEADLY WITH ALL WEAPONRY AND CREDIT SCORES.
REPENT NOW, AND SIN NO MORE!
It's kind of a shame that anons have to larp just to have entertaining shills these days.
Karoline Leavitt Opens Up About Life Story, Relationship With Donald Trump
Interesting interview with her. Lots of personal questions and answers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4bX3bTho9g
>lil anon's teacher comes down with Lupus
Put down the fork?
A shill posted this.
Anon kinda likes it.
Don't click this shit.
It's border collie porn.
Nobody should watch it.
You sick bastard.
>i got a free vax with my free donut
Anon feels dirty just spamming the bread like this.
Is it filled yet?
Fine, ya miserable bastard.
>well, it's now or after i post FINAL
You just posted FINAL.
Anon is confused what to do with this damn picinic basket.