Well, after Elon came in and cut Anons hours, the perks went out the window. My office got moved to a storage closet next to the bathroom, with a leaky roof. The cobbee maker is on the fritz. Since our govt credit cards got clawed back, we cant afford a new one, being volunteers and all. Then all Anons started buying Tesla's and now there's not one open charging station onsite. Having to run an extension cord from the USAID building next door, until their power is shut off. After that, gonna have to take a bus. Door dash doesn't like this neighborhood, so SpouseAnon is having to make sammichs now. Could be divorced soon.
Hey Elon, maybe Anons could move into one of those empty Govt buildings with all the perks and a tunnel-bored train ride to work? Will barter for a bus pass if necessary.