Take note Anons
This is how wars are won
The enemy is expecting an attack
Fortifying the barriers
Honing their weapons
Waiting for the booming of the big guns
But nothing seems to happen
The predicted forays do not appear
They have whipped their troops up to a frenzy
And now those troops are slinking home
Embarrassed that their generals appear such fools
But everyone keeps their eye on the enemy's big man
Knowing that he will be the first to strike
The lines are rearranged again and again
The enemy dribbles up to the front
Lobbing sandwiches, and tomatoes over the barriers
Then dirty socks
The warriors laugh at the Drumpf and his men
They don't even know how to fight
But the activity at the front line builds
And builds,
And like the frog in a pot of boiling water
They realize too late,
The attack has already started
AND THEY HAVE ALREADY LOST!!!