Been about 24 hours since I was here and my computer started freaking out and took a shit. Went into a windows repair/reboot loop. Had to restore the entire thing. Pretty sure whatever fuckery caused it originated from here. Started when my scroll wheel was no longer scrolling text, but scrolling back through internet tabs. Weird shit.
But thanks to the assholes that caused it, I now have several redundant offline backups, a spare computer, and I am still going to come here.