Anon buying first house was handshake deal.
Went to look at house a week ago, and listing agent wouldn't show it without signing to be buyer's agent.
Found another one, and allowed local guy to show it without becoming agent.
Made damn good offer, cash, no contingencies 2% under list.
Settled with selling agent 1% under list
Some relocation agency nixed deal because they had 80 page contract somewhere between the 20 pages on each end of buyer and seller realtors.
Fuck all these middle men with a dry corncob
They wouldn't know a great offer if it spit splooge in their eyeballs.
Get those fuckers working in factories again, and off the backs of the working class.