Why do we enjoy the smell of our own farts?

Why do we smell our fingers after scratching our ass?

Reconcile.

Why did I do so much LSD in college?

Why did I have so much unprotected sex with cheap hookers?

I have more than you know.

R

Why is my pre green?

Seriously, why? I am afraid this could be a serious medical condition.

R

Seriously people, I just googled syphilitic leukoplakia and I have all the symptoms.

For the love of God pay attention to me! That hooked in Bali swore she was clean, but then it turned out to be a dude, and I might have done the rusty trombone, I don't really remember. I think I was roofied.

R