Was reading a random news site to find out more about the Facebook share price drop. These were the suggested news stories at the bottom…
‘A storm is brewing’ in the US economy, says economist Diane Swonk
Southern California home sales crash, a warning sign to the nation
Almost 70% of millennials regret buying their homes. Here's why.
I like that economist. With a name like that, you can trust that she really KNOWS - in a mirrored satanic way.
Did you say BIG???
Isn't that the name of that movie
With Tom Hanks????
Ole Hanx is gonna go down soon, it seems..
Speaking of pizza
Has anyone been able to get a list
Of Hollywood pedos
That are being outed
By ISAAC KAPPY
There is an awful lot of talk about it
On halfchan
But no meat
Except for one name
Seth Green
P.S. In addition to the usual pizza symbolism
The one in your meme
Has a mushroom
Which is something that has a phallic shape
Russian women often refer
To an erect penis
As a gribochek meaning darling mushroom
Because it sprouts up like a mushroom
Looks like a mushroom
And when it squirts,
The cum smells like a mushroom
I have a theory that sex was invented by our close relatives
The fungi
And that our sexual organs
Are build based on DNA
Which we inherited from our fungus ancestors
At a time
When DNS freely moved between species
Because the barriers to this transfer
Had not yet been evolved
Just look at all those pre-Cambrian creatures
Who look like various body parts
Which evolved on their own
Before we took them in as symbiotic organisms
And then over time
Merged their DNA
Into one master code
I get a kick out of the idea
That my brain
Evolved from a sponge
What about that slice of pizza
Between her legs where the knickers usually go
Is that innocent too?
I hope so because I can see
That it is not decorated with pepperoni
Or cheese, or tomato sauce
Cause that would be too much
I think it is finally sinking in for Anons
Those who use the political system
In DC
For their crimes
Must first be taken out BY THE POLITICAL SYSTEM
In order to exercise and strengthen
That system
Later, there can be perp walks
And prison time
But the NUMBER ONE PRIORITY
Must always be
The restoration of the Republic!!!