Q team: "Ok Mr. Trump when you win you will need to feed the media distractions"
Trump: "The Democrats seem to be obsessed with my dick so I want all the distraction stories to be about what I do with my dick"
Q team: "What would you like to do with your dick tricks?"
Trump: "First I want to fake fight with my wife like they do in your classic movie Brainstorm. Show us yelling at each other in public as we fake out their minions"
Q team: " Fucking great sir it is about time we got some more mileage out of that first effort. "
Trump: "Then I want the stories to involve sex. Porn Stars then Playboy bunnies. Load up the shit show and shove it in the media mouth till they choke on it"
Q team: "right on it sir"