Dam brehs even 4chan /x/ is down. That's where I normally go to share my dreams, but since that's not an option right now…
Last night I had a bunch of vivid dreams. In the first one I was in iran talking to an Iranian nuclear scientist. He had a misshapen skull where his head looked like he had suffered some sort of grievous wound that had healed but he was missing a chunk of bone to the right of his right eye. He spoke in very soothing and convincing terms that iran only wanted a thorium nuclear reactor for civilian and non military purposes. It was then as if he could read my mind. He knew about my obsession with honeybees and that I believe bee stings are a sacrament: a form of communion with God. We were walking through a park outside surrounded by trees at some sort of convention full of people mingling around and having a good time socializing with each other. I reached out and picked a fruit off a tree and bit into it. He then said that I shouldn't do that (was the fruit dirty or poisonous?). The next moment I was in a hotel at the beach (on the Persian gulf?) walking around the room naked. I walked out onto the balcony to look at the ocean and the people on the beach and suddenly I got a huge boner. When I walked back into my room I jizzed in my pants so hard that I woke up from the wet dream instantly and just laid there in bed feeling disappointed in myself until I drifted off to sleep again. The remainder of my dreams last night were as nonsensical as usual: I was walking through high school with a raging hard on surrounded by scorching hot metal forges producing steel or iron or something. Then I was at a party with my sister who was recounting how embarrassed and humiliated she was when she was pregnant. Then I was at a… military surplus store where some old soldier guy was showing me his old gear. His shoes were so big they looked like clown shoes, and his bags had a bunch of nickles and quarters and spare change at the bottom (along with a half empty toothpaste tube full of… magnetic paste?)
Then came the last dream of the night, and the one i remember best. I was standing in a lightly wooded area at the top of a hill, and before me lay the biggest fallen tree I had ever seen. It looked over 100 feet long and 30 feet wide, and the hollow inside it was so large that it contained another hollow log inside it. In this smaller hollow log were several sleeping skunks. Half were black and white and the other half were red and white. I began to speak to them, but then a large black skunk the size of a bear appeared before me and I ran away frightened. Then I woke up