He played you like a fiddle. It was all a giant shitpost to him, and he's laughing his ass off and putting your behavior in his next video game to mock you. There is no greater conspiracy for you to find except that he's pulling your strings and mocking you as you do exactly what he wants. Give it two weeks he'll have you eat a turd sandwhich. I know since I asked him to post asking you to.
We ain't got no money for a fuckin' pigeon mission, but watching you make an ass of yourselves is FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE