How do anons deal with the fact that THIS is what you look like?

Have you ever considered putting down the baseless conspiracy theories and picking up a dumbbell? Or going for a walk? Go get some vitamin D. Instead of eating hot pockets and drinking mountain dew, try going to the grocery store and picking healthier options. Who knows, you could even bump into a girl with very, very low standards.

All I’m saying, anons, is: think about it.