GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD MORNING FRENS

God damn I barely made it into the shitter this morning, I was squeezing my cheeks so tight and just barely kept the enemy at the gates until I was able to race to the toilet. Don't be a victim of trying to pinch it off and losing sphincter control at the last second, shitting yourself is NOT the way to start a GM.