>7 AM Wake up.

>Ohsohappy.jpg

>Let's browse 8ch.net/qresearch

>Oh waow, JFK Jr in a mood today, eh?

>Browse 2 more hrs

>Bowels screaming at me "Take shit stupid"

>Run to bathroom, shitting/crying for hour

>No more indian food for me

>Go back to computer, but too depressed to 8ch

>Play Maplestory for 4 hours.

>Come back to 8ch because need emotional fufillment

>LARPDaddy still freaking out.

>That's odd. Wat.

>Go play maplestory for another 20 minutes

>Fuckindianfood.jpg

>Back to bathroom for an hour

>Maplestory for an hour

>JFK Jr absolutely freaking out, saying he comped 8ch.

What the fuck is going on today

Kek, almost believed the comped board LARP for half of a second.

Half.

Welcome back Nightbaker! <3

This nigga isnt comped lol

WWG1WGA MAGA Motherfuckers

>>2294268

If clambaker, or nightbaker work for you, i'll eat a baby duck, raw, alive.

Why would you continue to call out your own operatives doing their job?

You're a fucking loon, and you seriously need to chill on whatever drugs you're taking my bro. The only reason BV is keeping you around, is so you can keep shitting up the board with evidence that you're definitely not a time traveler, or JFK, or JFK Jr, but are a small, lonely virgin, larping for ANY amount of respect he can scrape off someone's fucking dick. Look at him now, every fucking 8 minutes, for what, 16 and a half hours? Just chugging dicks. Aren't -YOU- tired? After chugging dicks in the hot fucking sun all day? Being a faggot is hard work. Why don't you take a break? ALL you succeed in doing, EVEN with your gore posts, is giving me an intense patriotic freedom boner. Imagining you swing from a noose gives me nothing but sheer sexual delight.

You have a good night.

THERE IS ONLY Q

>>2294295

Bummer, R, do you not need sleep, sex, food, or financial security?

I guess your mom provides all that for you, huh?

I like chugging dicks.

Please be my friend.

I'll chug your dick.

R

So many large dicks in the R house

Nigguhs be gettin' down

Large blackies

R

Do you believe in the impossible?

What if I told you

I fit a 13 inch dick

Entirely in my ass

First try

Think deja-vu

R

How do you guzzle cum without being seen?

Bad optics?

How?

Why would I sit here and talk about dicks, if I was JFK Jr

Think reverse psychology. But mirror.

You're not catching on.

R

Anons don't realise

That if BV is in my pocket

I can guzzle all of your dicks

I will find all of you

And guzzle down your dicks so hard

That everyone will only believe in R, not Q

R

R can see

You can see

What I have shown you all along

Think Mirror, anon.

OS

HCUM

MUC

NO

YM

ECAF

R

30,000 ft

4 men

(JAS[::'::])

No pants.

My mouth.

Huge cocks.

R

What is the dribble down effect?

Why aren't anons noticing

BV doesn't delete my posts

What does this imply

How fast can cum drip off my lip

If i'm being lynched

I only chug dicks because of Q

I am here FOR Q

I am here FOR YOU

R

>>2294411

Yo.. My dude.

Not to call you stupid.

Take 12 seconds, put those words together backwards.

What is "R" saying?

So much cum on my face?

Friendly fire anon.

Jeez.

You don't seem convinced

If I was a larp

Would a larp be able to do this

With is keyboard

8===D~~~

R

Bird's eye view

Alice in manhattan

Open window

Sealed

Black man comes in

I chug his dick

R

>>2294429

Wow.

Didn't think you were genuinely retarded.

Okay, step by step.

1. That's me, not R.

2. I am not R, very obviously.

3. R is very obviously a larp, yes. Good job, sherlock. ;)

4. What "R" posted there, was "So much cum on my face"

5. If you bothered to learn to read in middle school, you would see there are a few anons openly mocking R, with satire. And having a good laugh.

6. You are either retarded, and should not be here, as retards cannot possibly contribute anything of value, kek.

7. Or you are so fed up with people messing with your newfound patriotism, that you're lashing out, without really noticing what you're doing. Which I suppose is okay.

My point being, you need to read before you start spewing your gob, you dumb mother fuck

How many clintons

Does it take

To take out R?

The anwser is none.

R is busy

Chugging dicks

R

>>2294459

>Protocol QuickSilver initiated

MOTHERFUCKING KEK

>>2294476

You obviously don't understand there's more than one job to do.

I am ruining his optics, you fucktwat fuckup retard cumstain.

Are you a walking fucking abortion?

Do I really need to hold your fucking hand through life?

If I didn't know any better, i'd say you were a fucking jew, judging from our conversation.

Go ahead anons, fucking check.

This nigga ain't right.

Anons quick to defend

That which they do not understand

Gullible

Not as gullible as RR

Ill be chugging his dick tonight

R

>>2294490

Yeah im here man, what's up?

AEANON

>>2294505

God forbid, i slide that picture of a boat, or that mickey mouse cup, or Gasp an R post.

Eat my cock

Goodbye for good anons

Im afraid

The sanctity of what was,

is no more

My once pristine

Anus

Has prolapsed

I am no more

R

>>2294520

See anons, im an asshole, for bringing good cheer, and discrediting R larp.

I'm going to namefag as "The Grinch" from now on.

Good job,

Your fault.

So many cocks.

R

I am the real R.

Do not forget,

The past which was unleashed,

30 black cocks.

My ass.

R

On a semi-serious note, i'm out, apparently R larp went to sleep.

Or went to chug a dick.

Been fun, i'll be back when Jr's back.

R does not enjoy mockery

R watches those who make fun of R

R will have to unleash the fury of

his ass spray of semen upon all of you

if 30 black dicks can't stop R

neither can you

R

>>2294655

R, you forgot to sign as R

dipshit

R

Comped

Entirely comped

I own all of them

Dildos, I mean.

Lovehoney.com's dildos.

And by comped, I meant my prolapsed anus

R

Hi

I'm R

I'm JFK but from the future, or some shit

I just wanted to be cool, like Q

but you guys were so mean about it

I don't know how to react

other than to freak out, and chug dicks

sorry

R

D5

Think mirror

All will be revealed

You think you know?

What do you know

I'll tell you what I know

30 black cocks

My ass

Every night

R

Why do I keep reiterating?

The clue is closer than you think

obsessed with black cocks

irrefutable

R

BO please respond to me

I know you are watching

I just want

To chug your dick

R

There is only Q

R

PS: I like dix :-) <3

>>2294705

HEY

DID YOU FILTER ME ASSHOLE?

exactly what a fake R would do

you dont even chug dicks, bro

R

>>2294709

Past proves future

think mirror

think semen

30 black cocks

my ass

R

Shit guys

Im so sorry for what I did

I didnt mean for any of this to happen

Im scared

R

>>2294732

looks to anon, with hope gleaming in his eyes

does this mean I won't go to prison, anon?

for my jewish subversion I mean.

R

R, when I come,

you flee

when you return

so do I

I am your shadow

you are me

I just happen to have taste

and enjoy large black penises

R

>>2294741

Waow.

Thank you BV.

Im so sorry everyone for making up this whole R larp, and creating tons of shitty irrelevent breads that shit up our board, my only intent was to try and get some low self esteem anon to mabye let me come over and chug his dick.

Alas.

I shall settle for a truce, as I have been ousted.

I secede my powers to you, brave Qanons.

You have won.

I have dicks to chug.

R

R knows

if R posts

Near R's posts

R's posts will appear

flamboyantly gay

silly R

R

>>2294768

Pay close attention to this faggot, as he continues his "D5" lmao.

If and when anons R it up, R himself slinks back into the shadows, afraid to have his amazing reputation tarnished with gobbling black dicks.

Haha.

DUMP EVERYTHING PRIVATELY

ARCHIVE OFFLINE

LINK THAT FUCKIN SHIT

>>2294756

Woah a little defensive.

Over the target?

Do you chug baby dicks anon?

Look R,

I know we both identify as R

and I know you don't like that I talk when you talk

and that I only talk about chugging black dicks

but look man

we can't both exist

sorry

R

BV kindly request you help R

create a thread,

where R can worship glorious black cocks

R

>>2294815

Think slush fund

Think slush-ee

Mmmm

Fuck

What?

Black dicks, in or around my ass,

R

I've literally shat my pants with laughter tonight with this Rlarp freakout.

Best nice on 8ch i've ever hads frens,

I loves you.

WWG1WGA

I mean…

black dicks

R

>>2294829

BV went to sleep

BV wants anons to see how retarded we R, R.

Stop tarnishing our good name.

I'm just here trying to sucker some poor guy into letting me chug his dick

Stop trying to hard to be me, you fuck

You'll never chug dicks as hard as I do

R