>UK Names Weather Control Program ‘SATAN’
LARP LYFE
Time for God's children to depart this realm, not stick around to be consumed.
WE ARE AT THE END OF THE AGE
Hilux 4 Evah
you must be a ranchhand
Fred Brennan is all that's left of QR
duck hunting for dummies
ffs
with a bazooka
you must have believed the wrong thing
otherwise you would have seen it all turning to shit long ago
and realized that Jesus Christ isn't religion but actually The Only Way
alas, now we just have Fred and his Yoga Pig handler
the drops of excrement were enough for the critical thinkers to leave
now there's just morans, brians, larpalongs and the Pig Patrol
FACT:
Pam Bondi is a comped Qatari foreign agent
>Simpsons predictive programming
''TODAY''
April 27, 2025
19 years, 11 months, 19 days
since the airing of Episode 19 of Season 16
"Thank God It's Doomsday"
"In this episode, Homer calculates the date of the Rapture and angers the townsfolk when it does not occur, but he realizes he calculated the date incorrectly, resulting in only him ascending to Heaven."
https://youtu.be/s_ySsbL7WyE
>04/27/25 (Sun) 00:26:00
God's timestamp
''TODAY''
April 27, 2025
23 years, 228 dayssince 9-11
to 322 infinity
you're sticking with the larp then
kek o' the bread
Patriot Front needs to be moar inbred
those trousers definitely speak in tongues
the slippery slope gets moar grease
you ain't seen nothin' yet
11 years, 1 month, 19 days
since disappearance of Flight MH370
two demons in your posted pic
>>282959106
your end date is May 8
FFS
it's the marketing ploy to sell jerseys to chicks
the pic speaks volumes for itself
this is the movie where shark-jumping is an Olympic sport
it's a bunch of Harvard fucks mocking what remains of humanity:
"The SATAN Project: A Proof of Concept In September 2022, researchers from Harvard’s Solar Geoengineering Research Program and UK partners launched a high-altitude balloon in Buckinghamshire, releasing 400 grams of sulfur dioxide into the stratosphere, as reported by MIT Technology Review. Named Stratospheric Aerosol Transport and Nucleation (SATAN), the experiment tested low-cost balloon systems for stratospheric aerosol injection (SAI), a geoengineering method mimicking volcanic eruptions like Mount Pinatubo, which cooled Earth by 0.5°C in 1991. The project, costing under $1,000, aimed to study aerosol dispersal, not alter the climate."
https://www.planet-today.com/2025/04/uks-satan-geoengineering-test-sparks.html
she was sacrificed
as a mocking blow to show that Epstein's victims will die before any of his clients are prosecuted
cover story from SpookWeek