I’m not discounting what I’ve read here but there is another logical explanation for all the black eyes. Plastic surgery.
Apparently so.
https://www.realself.com/question/had-facelift-october-27-it-been-2-months-and-still-black-eyes-my-surgeon-said-they-usually
https://www.richardjbrownmd.com/the-truth-about-black-eyes-and-rhinoplasty/
I felt the need to mention it since I had an ex friend accuse my significant other of abuse after I had dental surgery. Yes, only one eye.