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Middle East is Israel's fault, Trump directs USS Harry S. Truman back to Norfolk
Kansas City Firefighter Shoots woman who tried to stab Paramedic
Adam Schiff arrested and taken to Folsom Prison for Act Blue -Actblues AMALMAGATED BANK
AOC is in Fort Leavenworth for breaking her oath of office
The Greatest Windfall in History has blessed the United States because of a Savvy Trump
Indian-Born Democrat Congressman, Arrested for breaking his oath of office and attacking Trump instead of PROTECTING him.
Noem Purse thief gets Noem removed for incompetence, and the DHS itself was deactivated because it's not in the constitution or bill of rights.
Tom Homan deported 114 Illegals per minute for the last three months, A record just like the Central American Devil Train "La Bestia" that brought them all in.
Ted Cruz has turned from America First to Israel First and was indicted for trying to start an Iran war for the "Greater Israel Project" He also lost his security clearance.
Columbia University calls out the Genocide in Gaza, while the Jew make a blacklist of human targets to destroy.
DOJ edits more 302's and the FBI get's deactivated because it's not in the Constitution or Bill of rights
The people in the Epstein Client Book have all been arrested and put in Folsom prison after conspiring to kill Virginia Giuffre.
ICE is de-activated because it isn't in the Constitution or Bill of Rights and Trump sends 60k National Guard to the Border, and air/sea ports
The people in Ireland , Germany, England and Poland arrest their corrupt leaders for trying to topple the country with foreign mercenary's called immigrants
Obama Arrested and taken to Fort Leavenworth for conspiring with Judges and Congress to turn the country into a Globalist, totalitarian Communist Oligarchy
The Otto Von Bolshwing SS GESTAPO NAZI family black hand aka Gavin Newsom was Arrested! along with every sanctuary city Governor for TREASON and CONSPIRACY
Democrat Rep Gerry Connolly Dies from Cancer, and is replaced by Matt Gaetz who recently moved to Virginia just in time to qualify
Putin Declares 3-day ceasefire and the Jewish Zelenskyy with a NAZI AZOV military breaks it.
Spain Portugal and France all lose their database of their citizens who were being prosecuted for defending their country from invasion and the Governments in each country was removed for TREASON and CONSPIRACY
Ivermectin, Hydroxycloriquine, Butanal and all drugs legalized after the FDA was de-activated for not being in the Constitution or Bill or Rights and conspiring to HARM the United States with Bioweapons.
Homan: "We got 114 illegals out per minute, looks like we'll be able to remove 60 million in only one year! and we didn't even need Peter Theil's Palentir Hybrid Database or Lavender AI "
EPIC! Whitehouse lines media lawn with 6849 arrested Illegal Alien Murderers,, Rapists, and Pedophiles in EPIC symbol of the NUMBER REMOVED IN THE LAST HOUR!
Illinois Governor Arrested for Conspiracy, Treason, and Insurrection as head of a Sanctuary City.
Jamie Raskin Arrested and taken to FOLSOM PRISON for conspiring to start a civil war in the streets
After eighth Death by a Serial Killer the SHERIFF TELLS MASSACHUSETTS CITIZENS TO ARM UP AND BE ON HIGH ORANGE/RED ALERT
Disney goes into Bankruptcy after over extending wokeness that didn't sell.
Bill Clinton arrested and taken to Fort Leavenworth after he conspired to Murder Epstein Survivors
House Oversight James Comer replaces Pam Bondi with Robyn Gritz
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