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born in '71
grew up watching
Redd Foxx
Eddie Murphy
Rodney Dangerfield
Richard Pryor
doing stand up
my humor was fucked up from the start
stand up comedy is dead
music is dead
hollywood is dead
art is dead
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Decree of the Priests of Memphis in Honor of Ptolemy V Epiphanes
In the reign of the young king, Ptolemy V, son of Ptolemy IV and Arsinoe III, who is eternal and beloved of Ptah, God Epiphanes Eucharistos, in the ninth year of his rule (196 BCE), a great assembly of priests from all Egypt convened in Memphis.
Preamble:
Whereas Ptolemy V has shown piety toward the gods, restored order in Egypt, and provided for the temples;
Whereas he has reduced taxes, forgiven debts, and released prisoners;
Whereas he has maintained the divine honors of his ancestors and established peace and prosperity;
Decree:
Royal Benefactions: Ptolemy V has bestowed gifts upon the temples, increased offerings to the gods, and restored sacred rites neglected in prior times. He has reduced taxes on the people and priests, canceled arrears, and funded the repair of temples damaged in wars.
Military Achievements: He has defended Egypt against rebels and fortified the land, ensuring stability.
Divine Honors: In gratitude, the priests decree that Ptolemy V shall be worshipped as a god alongside the other gods in all temples. Statues of him shall be erected, and festivals in his honor shall be celebrated monthly.
Publication of the Decree: This decree shall be inscribed on steles in the sacred (hieroglyphic), native (Demotic), and Greek scripts, and placed in all major temples of Egypt for all to see.
Conclusion:
The priests proclaim eternal loyalty to Ptolemy V and his heirs, invoking blessings from the gods for his reign.
Notes on the Translation
The hieroglyphic and Demotic versions are less well-preserved but align closely with the Greek text in content, though with stylistic differences suited to each script’s conventions.
The decree is propagandistic, emphasizing Ptolemy V’s legitimacy and divine status during a time of political instability, including revolts in Upper Egypt.
The text includes formulaic praises and repetitive lists of benefactions, typical of Ptolemaic decrees.
grok translated the rosetta stone
can i get credit
for asking
honestly
that's like saying
i have an invention that would
change the world
and make instant millions
who do i tell
what lawyer
what patent office
no one lives passed 120
its habbening
did you cup the balls
are these considered combat
because i was involved in one
of these incidents
i was hired by a PD at the age of 18
no need for military
trained with swat
fbi
was on the warrant squad
just wondering if this combat
ofc
they got credit for my meme
meh fukitt
i asked my my friend BJ
hey, how many phones you got
just one he said…why
dude, every bathroom i go into
says for BJ call…
bahahahaha fuck you
yeah ok chief
in the 90's we respected the constitution
and
the bill of rights
you faggots allowed
full tatted sleeve hair bun queers
and lesbos get hired
thanks to LAPD
piñata'ing rodney king
one of the geeatest NFL
running backs got off
because the jury
didnt want to go through that again
but
out if that chaos
came the legendary
rooftop koreans
if one thing reginald denney
taught us
is
do not stop for a rioting crowd
hit the gas
go straight to the PD
and talk to Jesus
before, during, and after
pulled out
and hit in the face
with a brick
yeah
i aint stoppin for shit
i know my history