Here is an Irish porn star
Who is the only woman
Who has ever done
A pearl necklace for me
Lovely girl
Now takes guests
In North London
The variety found in nature
Is really quite amazing
Why would anybody do that???
It would shut her up.
Patriots don't want her to shut up
We want her to make even more outrageous statements
And post even more outrageous pedo photos
And loudly defend people like Harvey Weinstein and Allison Mack
Because patriots know
That the louder she squawks
The more Dems will #WalkAway
And ultimately Trump's team will win
By the historically largest landslide ever
In the 2020 elections.
Who would want to stop that???
Oh!
Clowns would not want that,
Would they.
So that is who you work for.
Might as well give up now
And find honest work