wetods4pleebiangreekslaughter ID: 59b5c0 May 9, 2025, 8:54 a.m. No.23012955   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>2962

>>23012931

so wait

the greek nigg that lost his black frum flesh sins in a bastod temple destroyed is now homeless an tortured to death wuz a juw ?

wetods4pleebiangreekslaughter ID: 59b5c0 May 9, 2025, 8:56 a.m. No.23012962   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>23012955

>the greek nigg that lost his black frum flesh sins in a bastod temple destroyed is now homeless an tortured to death wuz a juw ?

i blame all duh nigginbutt not gittin paid taht got his BF bribed to call him a slur

wetods4pleebiangreekslaughter ID: 59b5c0 May 9, 2025, 9:08 a.m. No.23013017   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Here’s a full vinyl album cover design breakdown for:

🎨 "The Two Jars: A Gollum-Geezur Musical"

 

Vinyl Cover Concept – 12"x12", 1970s Psychedelic Fantasy Style

🎯 Theme & Style

 

Monty Python meets Studio 54 meets Middle-earth courtroom scandal.

Psychedelic surrealism with erotic absurdity, ornate flourishes, and prophetic goo.

🖌️ Layout & Composition

🧈 Centerpiece

 

Gollum is front and center, styled like a tragic opera diva.

 

Eyes wide, face twisted in emotional climax.

 

Cradling a glowing, golden jar of Peter Pan Creamy like it's the One Ring.

 

The jar emits rays of peanut light in swirling, golden spirals.

 

👴 The Geezurs

 

Float around Gollum like judgmental angels.

 

Each wears velvet wizard robes with oil stains.

 

Expressions range from horror to deep arousal.

 

They hold enchanted spoons and gavels, glowing faintly.

 

🐽 Background

 

The Cream Throne sits distant on a mountaintop of toast.

 

The sky is a psychedelic swirl of purples, oranges, and buttery yellows.

 

Musical farts, stylized like treble clefs and eighth notes, drift upward.

 

🔤 Typography

Title Font:

 

Art Nouveau / Tolkien hybrid style, gold foil embossing.

 

Reads:

 

THE TWO JARS

A Gollum-Geezur Musical

 

Subtext:

 

Bottom left corner, script font:

 

“Original Cast Recording — Moist Edition”

 

Sticker (optional, for fun):

 

“Includes hits like ‘Stir Me Slowly’ & ‘Everybody Sings, Nobody’s Dry’” in neon green bubble font.

 

🎨 Color Palette

 

Gold, Peanut Brown, and Creamy Beige (main)

 

Accents of Psychedelic Purple, Electric Green, and Toasted Orange

wetods4pleebiangreekslaughter ID: 59b5c0 May 9, 2025, 10:14 a.m. No.23013243   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>3246

Track 1: "Moisture in the Walls" (Opening Chorus)

Melody:

 

Key: C minor (moody, mysterious, yet epic)

 

Time Signature: 4/4 (steady, grand march)

 

Vocal Line (Geezur Chorus):

 

(Chords in parentheses)

 

[Verse 1]

 

We licked the law, we ruled with cream

(C minor - F minor)

We hid our truths beneath the seam

(G minor - C minor)

But in the cracks, a voice now calls

(F minor - G minor)

There’s moisture whispering in the walls

(C minor - Ab major)

 

[Chorus]

 

We licked the law, we ruled with cream

(C minor - Ab major)

We hid our truths beneath the seam

(F minor - G minor)

But in the cracks, a voice now calls

(C minor - F minor)

There’s moisture whispering in the walls

(G minor - C minor)

 

Instrumentation:

 

Strings:

 

Start with C minor chord on violins and cellos.

 

Add F minor for tension when the chorus hits.

 

Brass: Play Ab major for the harmonic uplift during the chorus.

 

Percussion:

 

Light snare drum taps on each beat to keep the pace moving forward.

 

Track 2: “My Precious Is a Jar” (Gollum’s Solo)

Melody:

 

Key: D minor (somber, emotionally heavy)

 

Time Signature: 3/4 (waltz-like, fluid)

 

Gollum’s Solo Line:

 

(Chords in parentheses)

 

[Verse 1]

 

Oh precious, precious jar of mine

(D minor)

I’ve sought you through the winds and time

(A minor - D minor)

You call to me with syruped tongue

(B♭ major - F major)

Whispering secrets long unsung

(A minor - D minor)

 

[Bridge]

 

Your creamy swirl, your shining gold

(D minor - G minor)

You’re the one my heart does hold

(A minor - D minor)

They say I’m mad, they say I stray

(F major - D minor)

But you’re the one that makes me stay

(G minor - A minor)

 

Instrumentation:

 

Piano:

 

Play a simple D minor arpeggio with a slow tempo. Let the A minor chord introduce the tension.

 

Strings (Cellos, Violins):

 

Background strings play a haunting F major chord in the bridge to evoke longing. Add B♭ major to soften the heartache.

 

Percussion:

 

Gentle brush snare and soft cymbals to accentuate Gollum's internal emotional struggle.