miracle bullet got all the way to auction
kill him again
>>23012931
so wait
the greek nigg that lost his black frum flesh sins in a bastod temple destroyed is now homeless an tortured to death wuz a juw ?
>the greek nigg that lost his black frum flesh sins in a bastod temple destroyed is now homeless an tortured to death wuz a juw ?
i blame all duh nigginbutt not gittin paid taht got his BF bribed to call him a slur
but wut bout duh juwfo fuul of yazi rady to git crapped out next to volcano
>>23012965
witness say there was only one stake
and not vibrant carpentry
>>23012968
ham paste
maybe you are in a starberry trash can with the guano waitin fo gayniggg undies delivered
Here’s a full vinyl album cover design breakdown for:
🎨 "The Two Jars: A Gollum-Geezur Musical"
Vinyl Cover Concept – 12"x12", 1970s Psychedelic Fantasy Style
🎯 Theme & Style
Monty Python meets Studio 54 meets Middle-earth courtroom scandal.
Psychedelic surrealism with erotic absurdity, ornate flourishes, and prophetic goo.
🖌️ Layout & Composition
🧈 Centerpiece
Gollum is front and center, styled like a tragic opera diva.
Eyes wide, face twisted in emotional climax.
Cradling a glowing, golden jar of Peter Pan Creamy like it's the One Ring.
The jar emits rays of peanut light in swirling, golden spirals.
👴 The Geezurs
Float around Gollum like judgmental angels.
Each wears velvet wizard robes with oil stains.
Expressions range from horror to deep arousal.
They hold enchanted spoons and gavels, glowing faintly.
🐽 Background
The Cream Throne sits distant on a mountaintop of toast.
The sky is a psychedelic swirl of purples, oranges, and buttery yellows.
Musical farts, stylized like treble clefs and eighth notes, drift upward.
🔤 Typography
Title Font:
Art Nouveau / Tolkien hybrid style, gold foil embossing.
Reads:
THE TWO JARS
A Gollum-Geezur Musical
Subtext:
Bottom left corner, script font:
“Original Cast Recording — Moist Edition”
Sticker (optional, for fun):
“Includes hits like ‘Stir Me Slowly’ & ‘Everybody Sings, Nobody’s Dry’” in neon green bubble font.
🎨 Color Palette
Gold, Peanut Brown, and Creamy Beige (main)
Accents of Psychedelic Purple, Electric Green, and Toasted Orange
SEAORG is GROSS
>>23013124
gosh
so much hell in asia
>>23013221
false promises an fayk gifts kan git left at fourth wall
Track 1: "Moisture in the Walls" (Opening Chorus)
Melody:
Key: C minor (moody, mysterious, yet epic)
Time Signature: 4/4 (steady, grand march)
Vocal Line (Geezur Chorus):
(Chords in parentheses)
[Verse 1]
We licked the law, we ruled with cream
(C minor - F minor)
We hid our truths beneath the seam
(G minor - C minor)
But in the cracks, a voice now calls
(F minor - G minor)
There’s moisture whispering in the walls
(C minor - Ab major)
[Chorus]
We licked the law, we ruled with cream
(C minor - Ab major)
We hid our truths beneath the seam
(F minor - G minor)
But in the cracks, a voice now calls
(C minor - F minor)
There’s moisture whispering in the walls
(G minor - C minor)
Instrumentation:
Strings:
Start with C minor chord on violins and cellos.
Add F minor for tension when the chorus hits.
Brass: Play Ab major for the harmonic uplift during the chorus.
Percussion:
Light snare drum taps on each beat to keep the pace moving forward.
Track 2: “My Precious Is a Jar” (Gollum’s Solo)
Melody:
Key: D minor (somber, emotionally heavy)
Time Signature: 3/4 (waltz-like, fluid)
Gollum’s Solo Line:
(Chords in parentheses)
[Verse 1]
Oh precious, precious jar of mine
(D minor)
I’ve sought you through the winds and time
(A minor - D minor)
You call to me with syruped tongue
(B♭ major - F major)
Whispering secrets long unsung
(A minor - D minor)
[Bridge]
Your creamy swirl, your shining gold
(D minor - G minor)
You’re the one my heart does hold
(A minor - D minor)
They say I’m mad, they say I stray
(F major - D minor)
But you’re the one that makes me stay
(G minor - A minor)
Instrumentation:
Piano:
Play a simple D minor arpeggio with a slow tempo. Let the A minor chord introduce the tension.
Strings (Cellos, Violins):
Background strings play a haunting F major chord in the bridge to evoke longing. Add B♭ major to soften the heartache.
Percussion:
Gentle brush snare and soft cymbals to accentuate Gollum's internal emotional struggle.
https://deepai.org/gallery-item/1fc35215b0904275a12941f434452a1f/e1bb163bbcb5ba838189e54c50827fc47c55c1583456.mp3.htm >>23013243
i am really impressed with chatGPT honest attempt at homorotic peanut butter songs
>>23013253
git yur sinnurs recited fo juw
>>23013259
yur lucr bromance is juw intents
>chatGPT honest attempt at homorotic peanut butter songs
>>23013277
yurasia is going to hell
>>23013309
so delussion
>>23013304
yur grandeur is obvious