anyone else still waiting? Are we the 12 left?

The Earth's crust is unlocking from the mantle. It does this every so often, it's called "the cataclysm", brought to you by the galactic magnetic sheet reversal.

Einstein knew of this, but couldn't figure out the unlocking mechanism. We know it now. We're a spinning top, about to flip over. Watch the Water will be an understatement soon.