Unsophisticated Liberal Clam
Simplistic and Predictable Progressive Troglodyte
Depressed and Disfigured Communist Tranvestite
Unfortunate and Illiterate Urban Democrat
Wine Soaked and Bitter Leftist Cat Lady
Morbidly Obese Marxist Misanthrope
Subterranean FishFuck Farms, CrapSnacker DNA in the kids booster shots, clone torture farms, day is night and vice versa, sky is a screen, ocean is space, everyone has been an unknowing cannibal, pro wrestling is fake, there is no recycling ever anywhere,