I already had four massive ass blasting colon blowouts today and barely made it home from my shift before racing to the toilet to blow out moar mud. God damn frens, not sure what's gotten into me. I sure know what's coming out though.

>>23101791

But you HAVE heard of me

>>23101798

What if? Eccentric billionaires gotta shitpost and hab some keks wif frens too you know.

>>23102416

TY for official@REDTEXTpost count my nigga

I cannot wait until tomorrow morning when I can say GM to all my frens again yo

>>23102463

Go to bed, AEI Mayor