"She offers three tiers of memberships and customers can purchase the 'Passport to Tiff' for $9.99 per month, the 'Private Flight' for $20 and 'First Class' for $69.99."
I was gonna say travel agent.
I think it's high time the Executive branch takes over the fed.
They're probably shitting themselves right now if they do.
An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.