TYB
Early bread ketamine story.
When anon was a young man, he enjoyed
partying, a little too much in hindsight,
but none the less these things habbened.
One night anon was at a venue where one of his work colleagues
gave him a bud.
When anon left the club, he rolled it up with his fren
and shmoked that sucker.
Little did anon know, it was laced with ketamine.
As anon drove away from the club, that sucker kicked in.
Anon and fren were so thirsty as driving along,
it was the wee hours of the morning no shops were open,
so we decided to stop at a football field, where anon swore remembering there was a tap.
So anon and fren are crawling around this football field in
the middle of the night looking for this water tap that anon
swore he knew was there somewhere.
It was winter, cold, we crawled through some puddles which
had a thin sheet of ice over them.
Eventually we tapped through an ice puddle and slurped the wet goodness from the earth.
The rest is unknown, how we got home, is still a mystery.
Anyway, historical and hysterical random dumb shit,
reminds anon of a song whose words go,
I shouldn't have driven, you shouldn't have driven, but we got there and we had fun.