you: look, i'm sneaky
me: dragging the classmate who is on the wrong side of the america debate in front of the entire faculty
faggots be tryna pull out their i.d.'s and shit.
fucking faggots getting their asses beat, pull out their i.d.
can't make that shit up
i walk out of the interview and you wasted the last 6 years at stanford and you at berkeley
do i need YOU?
add a wife for $5k/year isn't worth it
Jackass
Tel Aviv Edition
i break pretty girls by talking about their toe nails
fucking crushin'em
if you're clumsy, i'll break up with you
this one girl who's boyfriend dumped her wanted to move in. why do i even talk to you?
sorry to the one who i got her friend…
bad form girl
you deserved worse
you make me sick
i should dump yous
wanted to get rid of it
time does heal, when you don't care about womens anymore
fucking H8YOU
decade later….
omgOSH
IDONTNEEDYOU
>cuz my balls are in someones gentle hands
you must be gay
Proverbs 30:18-19
King James Version
18 There be three things which are too wonderful for me, yea, four which I know not:
19 The way of an eagle in the air; the way of a serpent upon a rock; the way of a ship in the midst of the sea; and the way of a man with a maid.
>Why would someone post this 100 times that isnt needy
yeah, you ARE GEHY!!!
2 SAMUEL 12:9-10
9 Wherefore hast thou despised the commandment of the Lord, to do evil in his sight? thou hast killed Uriah the Hittite with the sword, and hast taken his wife to be thy wife, and hast slain him with the sword of the children of Ammon.
10 Now therefore the sword shall never depart from thine house; because thou hast despised me, and hast taken the wife of Uriah the Hittite to be thy wife.
it's torture to look at fine bitches without clothes if they aren't sitting on one's pogo
it's always been weird to see or be around a gang of dudes watching a girl, together
if a chick stalks you with pussy pics, your life would be hell
1 Corinthians 7
King James Version
7 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.
sofuckingsickofyou
i'll stay up for a week to fuck someone up
SICKOFYOU
i don't even want to see your damned tits!
idgafay
i h8 you
bitches ain't shit…
contextual
i kick em out if they scratch my leg with a chicken claw on a chicken leg