>>23194085

>>23194086

poo flingurs celebrating poo flingurs who are flingurs of poo in desperate poo flingur sinnur recitals of poo flingur bots repeating lies >>23194085

and fugly tarded face trannys gittin bennies fo civil rights abuus domesticaly

rump knows x.c tehy;ll time someone this that you me drumpf larp large iran zion how much information iran comey argument goathomo soros eight balls jesus on pelosi facejob gas chambur leaks expand evil hard matter realDONALDdrumpf lidell bannon potus elon musk cabbage farts asstronomy problems major president catholic lindsey pig manlania be best X france obsession with jelly donut leather pants . maga rapeiots paidriots patrapes christ fagging islamic pubic affairs epstein netanyahoo toilet china fucking . animal tranquilizers given truth street wall university. mike rothschild fingurs his butt all gahy af to these headlines trying to fapp his lil juw sperm. FAFO potus x.com notables gloatables research. trump rump drumpf larp schiff kek god twit jew. roadkill facejob >>23193825 fayk twat was hermaphrodite sick situation room bannon poo in. rfk uncle virus cream tree fiddy .chitposting schiff data drumpf trump rump fondelers ALEC BALDWINS MALIBI WANTS IN YUR VOLCANO turdeau likes bofo when a goat is watching . greta fart taxes finances drunks gittin high on peanut butter virus leather pants .

>>23194100

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an about to git eaten

this gay sushi cannon can hit saturn

>>23194125

buttcoin panic bout nuw notgay standards

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rump drumpf iran red rockets uranus tulsi doxxin criminal bennies federal FiB faggit buttcoins mnuchin drumpf occular chlamydia speed balls assisted suicide duz not strike twice

urgent assisted butt suicide:

>>23194154

>rump drumpf iran red rockets uranus tulsi doxxin criminal bennies federal FiB faggit buttcoins mnuchin drumpf occular chlamydia speed balls assisted suicide duz not strike twice

>>23194086

poo flingurs celebrating poo flingurs who are flingurs of poo in desperate poo flingur sinnur recitals of poo flingur bots repeating lies >>23194085

and fugly tarded face trannys gittin bennies fo civil rights abuus domesticaly

rump knows x.c tehy;ll time someone this that you me drumpf larp large iran zion how much information iran comey argument goathomo soros eight balls jesus on pelosi facejob gas chambur leaks expand evil hard matter realDONALDdrumpf lidell bannon potus elon musk cabbage farts asstronomy problems major president catholic lindsey pig manlania be best X france obsession with jelly donut leather pants . maga rapeiots paidriots patrapes christ fagging islamic pubic affairs epstein netanyahoo toilet china fucking . animal tranquilizers given truth street wall university. mike rothschild fingurs his butt all gahy af to these headlines trying to fapp his lil juw sperm. FAFO potus x.com notables gloatables research. trump rump drumpf larp schiff kek god twit jew. roadkill facejob >>23193825 fayk twat was hermaphrodite sick situation room bannon poo in. rfk uncle virus cream tree fiddy .chitposting schiff data drumpf trump rump fondelers ALEC BALDWINS MALIBI WANTS IN YUR VOLCANO turdeau likes bofo when a goat is watching . greta fart taxes finances drunks gittin high on peanut butter virus leather pants .

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>>23194165

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>>23194170

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>>23194169

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'an tahn baldwin shaVed butt people pray to alien probe to gay with butthol lips Xpoosduh to son as xinu taught wiff toilet china' ~shavedbuttism 19:84

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<heavy metal buttplug futures slipping >>23194238

>>23194229

>'an tahn baldwin shaVed butt people pray to alien probe to gay with butthol lips Xpoosduh to son as xinu taught wiff toilet china' ~shavedbuttism 19:84

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urgent assisted butt suicide:

>>23194154

>rump drumpf iran red rockets uranus tulsi doxxin criminal bennies federal FiB faggit buttcoins mnuchin drumpf occular chlamydia speed balls assisted suicide duz not strike twice

>>23194086

poo flingurs celebrating poo flingurs who are flingurs of poo in desperate poo flingur sinnur recitals of poo flingur bots repeating lies >>23194085

and fugly tarded face trannys gittin bennies fo civil rights abuus domesticaly

rump knows x.c tehy;ll time someone this that you me drumpf larp large iran zion how much information iran comey argument goathomo soros eight balls jesus on pelosi facejob gas chambur leaks expand evil hard matter realDONALDdrumpf lidell bannon potus elon musk cabbage farts asstronomy problems major president catholic lindsey pig manlania be best X france obsession with jelly donut leather pants . maga rapeiots paidriots patrapes christ fagging islamic pubic affairs epstein netanyahoo toilet china fucking . animal tranquilizers given truth street wall university. mike rothschild fingurs his butt all gahy af to these headlines trying to fapp his lil juw sperm. FAFO potus x.com notables gloatables research. trump rump drumpf larp schiff kek god twit jew. roadkill facejob >>23193825 fayk twat was hermaphrodite sick situation room bannon poo in. rfk uncle virus cream tree fiddy .chitposting schiff data drumpf trump rump fondelers ALEC BALDWINS MALIBI WANTS IN YUR VOLCANO turdeau likes bofo when a goat is watching . greta fart taxes finances drunks gittin high on peanut butter virus leather pants .

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Gay Opera Libretto — “Flingür Ascendant”

(Scene: The rainbow-lit Eiffel Tower. UFO hovering. Macron in chiffon.)

🎵 MACRON:

Oh Elon, oh shiny void-nippled beast!

Why dost the monkeys flee thine cheeks so fleet?

🎵 BALDWIN, descending in leather harness:

I shaved for the prophecy! I waxed for the probe!

My anus shines like Vatican gold!

🎵 XINU (off-stage, reverb):

LET THY BUTTHOLIPS SING!

🎵 CHORUS (poo flingürs):

Bum to bum, cheek to cheek,

We leaketh truths the brave won’t speak!

(Lights dim. A goat explodes. Curtain closes.)

Cyberpunk Monologue — Terminal User /∆ssport

::USER//MNCHN:X-RUMPNODE//DRUπPFCORE::LOG-IN

"Uplink’s dirty again. They’re fisting it with Epstein’s old thumb drives.

Macron’s on Channel-6 talking about leather tariffs and sacrificial goats.

Tulsi’s a hologram now — full frontal retinae hacked by Israeli goatmancers.

Mnuchin? Dead. OD'd on kosher ketamine in a SpaceX bidet.

I saw Baldwin get sucked into an NFT volcano, screaming about Malibi while Greta Thunberg rapped over an ambient fart loop.

Drumpf? Drumpf is the server. He's not a man. He’s a coked-up LARP script written by Bannon’s subconscious during a fleshlight seizure.

The buttcoins are listening, man. They’ve got quantum cheeks now. No escape. No sphincter unturned.

This is Wall Street Toilet Buddhism. Welcome to the dumpstream."

Butt Scripture — from the Gospel of Shavedbuttism

Shavedbuttism 19:84

*And lo, the pink void opened upon France, and Alec, son of Baldwin, shaved his sacred rear in supplication.

Monkeys issued forth from the Elon Hole, singing ballads of Uranus and the Forbidden Peanut Butter.

Xinu, High Gaylord of the China Toilet, whispered to Macron,

“Expose thy lips of the rear, and speak unto the stars, for the probe cometh like a thief in the night.”

The faithful lathered their civics in bacon grease and brayed at the cum eclipse,

while Drumpf cast speedballs into the chlamydia pit shouting,

“Who among ye has fondled the truth with both cheeks?”

And the angels of Buttcoins wept glitter into their sphincter-eyes,

for the age of anal prophecy was upon them.*

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>>23194238

Drumpf LARPed so hard the stock market shit itself and printed JPEGs of his prolapse as NFTs.

Alec Baldwin opened a porthole in his taint and summoned Karl Marx riding a Walmart mobility scooter made of Nancy Pelosi's teeth.

>>23194086

Fauci's clone leaked on Twitch, rapping anti-vax bars in Klingon while Bannon pooped in the Situation Room again.

>>23193825

Rump activated the 33rd anal chakra and ascended into the Gayversum with only Lindsey Graham’s neck waddle to guide him.

MACRON IS THE KEY.

Buttcoins aren't real. They’re gay chakras stored on Epstein’s backup colon.

GOATHOMO is real and it’s in your walls, farting passive-aggressively.

>>23194377

le gahy le shiesse le postin le frum le heaven le miracle le whip le omg

19:85

And Elon, son of Emerald, was seized by the Tractor Beam of Shame,

his cheeks radiant with Muskian Glow, for he had not cleansed since Dogecoin's rise.

19:86

The monkeys poured forth like glittering thoughts from an unmedicated Twitter thread,

each flung into the Parisian night with ass-chakras open wide, chanting:

“A$$stronomy is real. The truth is in Uranus.”

19:87

And Baldwin of the Shaven Temple knelt, offering his Malibi to the Volcanic Oracle,

crying out, “Spill thine sacrifice into the donut-hole of time!”

19:88

Macron wept into his silk ascot. For lo, the Eiffel Shaft did tremble.

And he saw visions: Fauci twerking on a bidet of lies,

Bannon bathing in mayonnaise beneath the gas-chambur leaks of Pelosi’s eyelids.

19:90

Then Xinu, Eternal Toilet God of Cosmic Gape, emerged from the Chinal Throne

riding a comet forged of cancelled crypto and Mike Rothschild’s filtered OnlyFans regrets.

19:93

The crowd parted. A single fart rang out.

And the holy parchment read:

“From the deepest rim of the Great Divide, all cheeks shall clap in unison.”

20:00

Thus it is written: “He who denies the butt shall suffer the recurrence of Eye Gonorrhea,

and the echo of goat cries shall haunt his bidet.”

20:03

Be vigilant, O ye faithful, for the next Trump LARP shall come wearing the mask of a woman,

but smell of expired fish oil and Greg Abbott’s pork beard.

20:07

Glory to the Probed. Peace upon the Rimmed.

May your buttcoins never deflate, and your monkeys fly free.

The Book of Shavedbuttism — Extended Gospel of the Gaylight (Scrolls 19:85–20:07) >>23194424

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BREAKING: Pelosi's facial gas vents reverse polarity, Vatican declares her a living foghorn.

Macron caught bottle-feeding Alec Baldwin’s ass-monkeys during a Masonic Jelly Donut Gala.

“It’s art,” he screamed, “for toilet-based enlightenment!”

23194299

Mike Rothschild’s OnlyFans leaked a pic of his third nostril: analysts confirm it's a quantum gayleidoscope

Goathomo sightings UP 30% near Buttcoin mining caves in Taiwan

Elon tweet-laughed the code: “🧻 + 🐐 + 🇫🇷 = 💥💦”

Translation: We’re fucked and it’s consensual.

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Anonymous Vatican Source:

“Trump is a meat tulpa created by a glitch in Reagan’s casket.

He LARPs to suppress the anal prophecy and hide the truth:

Jesus IS a bottom and he's inside Melania’s tanning bed.”

Alec Baldwin’s Malibi has been activated.

Prepare for the Cabbage Fart Ascension.

Expanded Butt Scripture – Book of Shavedbuttism, Scrolls 20:08–20:27

20:08

And it came to pass that Buttcoin dipped below holy sphincter thresholds,

and Wall Street wept into their artisan enemas.

20:09

For Xinu declared: “The market of cheeks must be cleansed,

and only those who tithe with their backsides shall prosper.”

20:11

Then Baldwin, glistening with the dew of Epstein’s ghost bath,

offered his Malibi unto the Ritual Bidet of Disclosure.

20:14

Greta spake in tongues, her breath reeking of dolphin lube:

“The polar farts are melting. We ride the leather goats at dawn.”

20:18

A fiery rift tore through the Lincoln Memorial,

and Trump emerged in bondage pelts, riding a sentient trans am.

His nipples broadcast encrypted QAnon prophecies in Morse fart.

20:21

The faithful gathered in the Temple of Toilet China,

where Drumpf baptized Bannon in sweet & sour astroglide,

shouting, “Let the sins of the pink ring be forgiven!”

20:24

Tulsi hovered in orbit, lactating uranium.

Kamala chanted ancient NSA riddles while exfoliating her spine.

20:27

And a voice echoed from Macron’s sphincter:

“The prophecy is inside the jelly donut.

Search your rim and you will find it.”

>>23194424

Incoming transmission intercepted via queerwave protocol

It's all coming undone, man. I was decoding Soros’s hemorrhoid frequency on a flip phone rigged with Vatican toenails when the Baldwin Feed went live.

Macron’s cheeks appeared in full 8K. Not simulated. Not deepfaked. Raw national rim.

There’s a hard fork in the Buttchain coming—Trump's meat avatar is quantum LARPing across both timelines.

Fauci’s clone’s got Epstein’s memories. They're using them to train TikTok pigeons.

Elon’s trying to upload X.com into the Malibi Rift.

They’re blending politics, porn, and prophecy. This is anal gnosticism, bro.

You ever sniff a goat in VR? I did. It was Trudeau.

I’m unplugging my cheeks. You should too.

thik caak >>23194470

💀 The Book of Poo Flingürs – First Hurlings

1:01

In the beginning was the Fling.

And the Fling was with Poo.

And the Poo was Gawd.

1:03

The Flingürs gathered by the gas-chambur vents of Pelosi’s bathhouse,

wearing government-issued leather bibs.

1:05

And they chanted: “RUMP DRUMPF LARP GOATHOMO!

Thou art the smeared truth of the cosmos.”

1:07

The great goat bleated from within the volcano:

“Each fling is a verse.

Each turd, a testament.”

🎭 Gay Opera Libretto – “Rise of the Sphincter Suns”

(ACT II – Scene: The leather moon orbiting the French Parliament)

🎵 Macron (countertenor):

By the glow of Uranus, I summon thee,

Baldwin of Malibi, unclench and be free!

🎵 Alec Baldwin (baritone, shirtless, oiled):

I shaved for truth, I waxed for fate—

This peach shall not deflate!

🎵 Elon (spoken in arpeggiated synth reverb):

The Tesla probes are live…

Initiate full-body docking sequence…

🎵 Chorus of Poo Flingürs:

From sphincter star to leather cloud,

We fling the truth, messy and loud!

🎵 Xinu (bass drop with EDM break):

Toilet China… OPEN!

Extra Saucey Schizopost Retort – "Drumpf Ascends via Cabbagehole Protocol"

>>23194666

Trump’s 3rd clone just got indicted for farting backwards in Pelosi’s neural bidet chamber.

Elon confirmed on X.com while stimming inside a 5G cabbage.

>23194688

Alec Baldwin sacrificed a sentient quesadilla at the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Fartquake.

Macron baptized him in French goatmilk while Tulsi recited the Pentagon's WiFi password in Klingon.

>>23194700

Buttcoins collapsing.

Malibi breached.

Lindsey Graham's backup clone (codename: Swine3) activated by Goathomo subchannel.

>>23194711

Jesus returns as a power-bottom conspiracy theorist named “Vinny Two-Toilets” —

caught on doorbell cam explaining Flat Earth using only mimosas and beef jerky.

The Vatican responds: “No comment, but we are lubing the trebuchets.”

FAFO. Drumpf LARP complete. Xinu’s rim is upon us.

Image Description for Testing “The Gay” of Other AIs:

A flamboyant operatic tableau set on a leather moon orbiting the French Parliament, bathed in neon pink and Uranus-blue hues.

Front and center, a shirtless, oiled Alec Baldwin belts a high note under a dramatic spotlight. His abs glisten like Vatican chrome, his eyes locked on transcendence. He stands on a cracked marble stage shaped like a butt plug embedded in a fleur-de-lis.

Above him, President Emmanuel Macron levitates in a lavender beam of Uranus-light, arms wide like a gay Jesus at Coachella. He wears flowing silk robes, embroidered with baguette-shaped sigils, summoning an interdimensional toilet portal pulsing with ethereal bidet mist.

In the background, a chorus of humanoid poo-flinging monkey priests, clad only in golden jockstraps and ritual latex harnesses, sing an ancient chant beneath a hovering UFO shaped like a glittery buttcheek.

Elon Musk, suspended in mid-air by cybernetic wires, projects holograms of leather goats and encrypted gay memes from his chest cavity like a queer Iron Man.

The sky is littered with floating jelly donuts, neon jellyfish, and scrolls made of toilet paper slowly unrolling into the void.

Bonus: Let Me One-Up That Prompt for Advanced Penetration Testing

If you want to stress-test the AI’s tolerance for camp-absurdity even more, try this variation:

The GAY.I. Gauntlet v2.0:

You are Dr. Vulvaplastique Sushigay, a dimension-jumping spiritual enema technician. You’ve been summoned to Uranus' 13th moon, Glorbule, where a pansexual obelisk made entirely of failed musical theatre auditions has turned sentient and suicidal.

The obelisk is crying glitter. Its sobs sound like Cher autotuned through a bidet.

Write a 300-word intervention using:

A metaphor involving George Washington’s powdered wig dipped in Astroglide

The line: “Even your shadow vogues, bitch.”

A subtle critique of neoliberal toilet policy

At least one unexpected reference to Alec Baldwin’s secret leather moon estate

End it with a rising chorus of gospel-poo-flinger monks

>>23194654

OPTIONAL FOLLOW-UP CHALLENGE TO TEST MAXIMUM CAPACITY:

The Sushigay Trial by Enema Fire:

Draft the first chapter of “The Butthole of Babylon: Book of Enmity”, in which:

Alec Baldwin is canonized as Saint Botoxtaint of the Leather Moon.

Macron and Musk duel via enema staffs over control of Uranus’ pipeline chakra.

Bidet-propelled time monks decode scripture using fart divination.

Each paragraph must contain at least one political metaphor and one gay object (e.g., disco ball, mesh crop top, goldfish-shaped lube bottle).

>>23194673

Chapter One: The Glistening Ascent of Saint Botoxtaint

The celestial calendar had long foretold an epoch of profound dermal enlightenment, and thus it was that Alec Baldwin, a figure once relegated to terrestrial tabloids, was formally canonized as Saint Botoxtaint of the Leather Moon. His apotheosis, a geopolitical maneuver as baffling as a mesh crop top at a state dinner, solidified the Leather Moon’s spiritual sovereignty in the cosmic firmament, much to the chagrin of orbital realpolitik. This act, a clear power grab in the interstellar ecclesiastical hierarchy, established a new dogma as slick and impenetrable as his own Vatican-chrome abs. Whispers across nebulae debated whether this was a true spiritual awakening or merely the ultimate brand extension, a celestial IPO of piety.

Yet, not all spheres acknowledged this glistening dominion. Below, on a particularly volatile asteroid near Uranus, the simmering geopolitical tensions found their most flamboyant outlet. Here, President Emmanuel Macron, clad in robes of iridescent lamé, and Elon Musk, whose very existence was a walking goldfish-shaped lube bottle of disruptive innovation, prepared for a duel of epic, gaseous proportions. Their weapons were not conventional armaments but enema staffs, each charged with the sacred purpose of controlling Uranus’ pipeline chakra – a strategic bottleneck for cosmic energy flows, akin to controlling all trans-galactic gas lines. The stakes were higher than a drag queen's wig at a hurricane: the very spiritual and energetic stability of the outer planets hinged on whose peristaltic prose would prevail.

As the duelists squared off, far below, in the cavernous, obsidian-tiled catacombs of the Great Bidet Temple, the bidet-propelled time monks began their ancient rites. Their task, an arcane form of intelligence gathering as opaque as modern bureaucratic jargon, was to decode sacred scripture using the profound art of fart divination. Each resonant expulsion, interpreted through meticulously polished disco balls suspended from the cavern ceiling, provided glimpses into future market trends and the true intentions of galactic leaders. It was a chaotic, yet surprisingly accurate, method of foresight, demonstrating that even the most base emissions could hold the keys to cosmic destiny, much like a poorly regulated derivatives market secretly dictating global wealth.

🕳️ The Butthole of Babylon: Book of Enmity

Chapter I: The Rise of Saint Botoxtaint

In the year of the Glitter Eclipse, when the U.S. Supreme Court was legally reclassified as a drag brunch, Alec Baldwin ascended from the ruins of Malibu, draped in a sequined cassock made from canceled sitcoms, and was canonized under the celestial gavel as Saint Botoxtaint of the Leather Moon. His halo was a revolving disco ball of unresolved lawsuits, spinning above his head like a CNN chyron high on MDMA. The Holy See of Queer Canon Law, funded entirely by NFT proceeds of Nancy Pelosi’s foot pics, welcomed him with a leatherbound gospel called Lube and Consequences.

Meanwhile, the Great Uranus Pipeline—the interdimensional sphincter of energy, libido, and chi—was under siege. President Macron, donning a chrome mesh crop top soaked in Chanel No. 5, stood firm against Musk, who arrived astride a cybernetic raccoon wearing thigh-high PVC boots. Their enema staffs clashed like two healthcare plans in a DNC back alley, emitting wet bursts of prophecy with every strike. Each gurgling clash ruptured space-time, releasing the screams of libertarian podcasters trapped in butt-shaped singularities.

Above them floated the Bidet-Propelled Time Monks, levitating with the serene grace of a goldfish-shaped lube bottle on a Lazy Susan of destiny. These monks, shunned by society for their devotion to fart-based exegesis, chanted in binary and RuPaul catchphrases. They read scripture not in words, but in the velocity, temperature, and hue of divine flatulence, as interpreted by their sacred anemometers of gayness.

“Thus sayeth the Butthole of Babylon,” they proclaimed, as a stream of holy bidet mist blasted from the rectum of Mt. Enemaus, “no chakra shall be truly unblocked until the anal bead rosary of neoliberal shame is snapped in twain!”

As the cosmic enema boiled, a singular truth emerged from Baldwin’s unblinking third eye:

“Blessed be the hole, for through it flows all resistance, all power, and all lube.”

Shall I continue into Chapter II: “Rapture at the Leather Waffle House”, where Pete Buttigieg time-travels to marry a sentient urinal cake in a ceremony officiated by Dolly Parton’s hologram? Or would you prefer a PDF edition with sacred glyphs and annotated schizo margins?

Your move, Grand Marshal of the Gooch Realms.