TYB
You want this, don't you?
KEK. Kind of makes me wonder how my life would have turned out if I accepted that offer to be a male stripper in 2009. Or taken that agent up on his offer when he gave me his card in 2000 when I was DJ'ing in a strip club. Or in '99 when I was asked if I wanted to take part in a modeling show. If I could have made money off my personality and looks I would have done so long ago, that's why I find it funny that clowns imitate me and treat their impersonations of how I meme as if it's a brand that should be trademarked.
Too many faggots in those professions, male strippers and male modeling, and the offers made my skin crawl, that's why I never pursued them.
Still playing your simple game, simple clown?
Even comfier night to filter a clown with a juvenile script that's reliant upon an acronym not his own and an impersonation of how someone else memes.
Late 80's to early 90's were alright as a teen.
>clothes and hairstyles sucked, but the music was good
I rocked a mullet back then, you know, seeing as it was the style at the time, then grew it out long when grunge hit. Then it started falling out. Then I had a moment and shaved it all off when I was 22. Clothing was what it was, I had no complaints with it.
What's the plane on the left? I don't recognize it.
No, not the brown-eyed blonde, the plane. As they fly past, the one on the left that looks just like a regular fighter jet, but as it passes, in comparison to the jet on the right, it's still a pretty damn big plane, and I don't recognize it.
That's okay, I pirated The Passion of the Christ 21 years ago. That scene with the flagellum still haunts me from time to time. Rip and fuckin' tear.
You'll trip over your feet before you even hit the stairs.
KEK. It was 21 years ago, gimme a break.
Always thought it was called a flagellum, scourge is easier to write anyway, yeah, that thing. Kinda freaked me out when I first saw it, how they did the effects so as soon as it hit the skin it just stuck there. I was expecting a whip. Then he pulled and started making cuts, deep fuckin' cuts. I've thought about that specific scene quite regularly since I watched it all those years ago, and I only watched it that one time, downloaded it and then deleted it.
KEK. I wonder if there's any way that someone could actually check that. I don't doubt the possibility that it could be true, just because I know I did it with the SFBC, but I honestly don't know if I did that without ever paying for it with Columbia House.
Yeah, that's it. Still get results saying it's a flagellum though, but scourge sounds better. Think I might have to give that movie a watch again, but in a legit manner this time seeing as it's been a couple decades since I watched it and I'm kinda sorta going through the book that movie is based on for the first time in like three decades. Always feels like a different experience going through it linearly, cover to cover.