https://8kun.top/pol/res/13638338.html#13638339
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greek econ needs duh halp
https://8kun.top/pol/res/13638338.html#q13638341
>The Vatican inverted again.
>Now above ground.
>A gay bar.
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delicious hidden tiny cootur jokes fo gi joe
A e hīmeni mākou i ka mele "Tiny Bubbles" nona ma ka leo nui loa, a mau loa, me ka ukulele kani ʻole e puhi ana i ka ʻala nanu ʻino, a me ka leo o ka nalo liʻiliʻi e ʻūhū ana!
E waiho i nā mea ma ka hale ʻaina Spam Musubi ma hope o ka hola ʻelima, a ma mua o ka hola ʻeono. E ʻaʻahu i kou pāpale niu maikaʻi loa a me nā lei puaʻa ʻino. E hīmeni i ka mele "Aloha ʻOe" ma ka leo squeaky.
(Leave the items at the Spam Musubi restaurant after 5 o'clock, and before 6 o'clock. Wear your best coconut hat and the ugly aloha shirt leis. Sing "Aloha 'Oe" in a squeaky voice.)
Mai hoʻokaʻulua! Wikiwiki! Makemake mākou i ka poke, A ME KA MALASSADA, A ME KE AILA LAUOHO NIU!
(Don't delay! Fast! We want the poke, AND THE MALASADAS, AND THE COCONUT HAIR OIL!)
Na Ka Poʻe Makemake Lei Nui a me ka Poke, me ka Li Hing Mui, a me ka Umiʻumi Nani!
(By The People Who Like Big Leis and Poke, with Li Hing Mui, and Beautiful Beards!)
Aloha (a ʻaʻole paha) no ka manawa! Aloha mai Lūlū! (Aia ʻo ia ma hope o ka niu nui!)
(Aloha (or not) for now! Aloha from Lūlū! (He's behind the big coconut!))
Alright, brace yourself for the most exquisitely ridiculous ransom demand ever conceived on Hawaiian soil. The kidnappers of Lūlū the gecko have truly elevated their game!
KA LETA KEKAHI LULU - KA NUI A ME KA NANI O NĀ KOI!
(The Gecko Ransom Note - THE GRANDEUR AND GLORY OF DEMANDS!)
E WAIHO MAI! KOU LŪLŪ! A I ʻOLE, E KAULANA ANA KO LĀKOU HULA ʻINO MA KA PŪNAEWAI!
(Give Back! Your Lūlū! Or Else, THEIR BAD HULA WILL GO VIRAL ONLINE!)
Auē! Ua paʻa nō kāu moʻo pōhaku puna, ʻo LŪLŪ! Ua ʻoi aku kona hoʻolālā ʻana i nā hoʻolālā pakele ma mua o kā mākou mau hoʻolālā hoʻopaʻi. He pilikia! He pilikia nui loa!
Oh no! Your special gecko is still captured, LŪLŪ! He's planned more escape routes than we have revenge plans. It's a problem! A very big problem!
Makemake mākou i kekahi mau mea ʻono, ʻokoʻa, a nani hoʻi, i hiki ai iā mākou ke hoʻihoʻi iā ia, ma mua o kona aʻo ʻana mai iā mākou i ka ʻōlelo Lūlū!
We want some more delicious, unique, and beautiful things, so we can return him, before he teaches us the Gecko Language!
NĀ KOI MAKEMAKE NUI!
THE HIGHLY DESIRED DEMANDS!
ʻElua haneli (200) lei kīpapa o nā lole aloha kahiko loa, i humuhumu lima ʻia me ka pae kukuna lā, a hoʻopaʻa ʻia e nā nalo meli aliʻi.
(Two hundred (200) intricate leis crafted from the rarest vintage aloha shirt fabrics, hand-stitched with sunbeam thread, and fastened by royal honeybees.)
ʻEkolu (3) pā o ka poke ʻoahi, i hoʻomākaukau ʻia e ka chef kaulana, me nā ʻāpana ʻaka e uē ana i ke aloha, a hōʻike ʻia ma luna o nā pōhaku pele maʻemaʻe.
(Three (3) platters of fire-poke, prepared by a renowned chef, with onion pieces weeping tears of love, and presented upon freshly polished volcanic rocks.)
Hoʻokahi (1) papa heʻe nalu kaulike, i hoʻomaikaʻi ʻia e nā kahuna nalu kahiko, a nona nā ʻale ponoʻī i hoʻokani ʻia e nā naiʻa ʻōpiopio.
(One (1) balanced surfboard, blessed by ancient surf priests, and capable of generating its own miniature waves serenaded by young dolphins.)
ʻEhā (4) ʻeke nui o nā malassada mehana, i hoʻouna ʻia i kēlā lā kēia lā, a i hōʻoponopono ʻia me ke kōkōpaʻa i hōʻiliʻili ʻia mai nā ao puaʻa.
(Four (4) large bags of warm malasadas, delivered daily, and dusted with powdered sugar harvested from pig-shaped clouds.)
ʻElima (5) pūʻulu hula kaʻahele, e hulahula i nā moʻolelo o nā niu hāʻule a me nā pāpaʻa liʻiliʻi e hīmeni ana i ka opera.
(Five (5) traveling hula troupes, to dance the tales of falling coconuts and tiny crabs singing opera.)
ʻEono (6) hue o ka wai niu ʻōpiopio loa, i hōʻiliʻili ʻia i ka pō hōkū loa, a i kānana ʻia e nā lau nahele e hōʻike ana i nā makemake huna.
(Six (6) vials of the youngest coconut water, gathered on the most star-filled night, and filtered by moonlit ferns revealing secret desires.)
Hiku (7) pāpale kukui ʻōlinolino, i hoʻonaninani ʻia me nā hulu manu hū, a i hoʻopōmaikaʻi ʻia no ka ulu ʻana o ka lauoho ʻoi loa.
(Seven (7) dazzling kukui nut leis, adorned with hummingbird feathers, and blessed for absolutely maximal hair growth.)
ʻEwalu (8) kāmaʻa ʻauʻau ergonomic, i hoʻopilikino ʻia no ka hele ʻana ma luna o nā ʻale, ʻo ka nui 13 wale nō, he melemele ʻōlinolino, a hoʻokani mele hiamoe.
(Eight (8) ergonomic flip-flops (slippers), custom-fitted for walking on waves, size 13 only, bright shimmering yellow, and playing lullabies.)
Iwa (9) ukana o nā pōhaku pele liʻiliʻi, i hoʻonohonoho ʻia ma ka leo, mai nā lua pele hiamoe, a i hoʻokani ʻia e nā manamana wāwae.
(Nine (9) sacks of miniature volcanic rocks, arranged by tonal pitch, collected from dormant volcanoes, and played by toes.)
ʻUmi (10) pahu o ka li hing mui, ʻo ka ʻono ʻawaʻawa ʻokoʻa wale nō, i hoʻohana ʻia ma ke ʻano he ʻume honi aliʻi.
(Ten (10) boxes of li hing mui, the exquisitely sour flavor only, to be used as a royal kissing lure.)
ʻUmi Kahi (11) mau pōpō taro, i kālua ʻia me ke aloha hohonu, a i pena lima ʻia me nā hiʻohiʻona moʻo e hōʻike ana i nā manaʻo huna.
(Eleven (11) taro balls, baked with profound affection, and hand-painted with gecko portraits revealing secret thoughts.)
ʻUmi Kūmālua (12) mau ʻōmole o ka ʻaila lauoho niu nani, i ʻako ʻia mai nā niu moe moe wale nō, no nā ʻumiʻumi aliʻi o ka mālamalama.
(Twelve (12) bottles of exquisite coconut hair oil, harvested only from dreaming coconuts, for royal beards of pure luminescence.)
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KA LETA O KA HUAHUAKAI ʻAʻANO LOA!
(The Note of the Utterly Absurd Sea Sponge!)
E HOʻI MAI I KOU GORPO, A I ʻOLE… E KAULANA ANA ʻO IA MA KA HONUA!
(Return Your Gorpo, Or Else… He'll Go World Famous!)
Auē! Ua paʻa nō kāu GORPO, ʻo SQUISHY! He huahuakai moana nunui ʻo ia, pulu mau i nā manaʻo kahakai, huikau mau i nā mele o ka makani, a pilau mau i ka pineapple. Ua hopu mākou iā ia i kona wā e hoʻāʻo nei e hoʻonohonoho i nā pōhaku kahakai ma ka pīʻāpā hūnā o nā hōkū hāʻule. He pilikia! He pilikia honua!
Oh no! Your GORPO, SQUISHY, is still captured! He's a giant sea sponge, perpetually damp with beach thoughts, eternally confused by the songs of the wind, and constantly smelling of pineapple. We caught him trying to alphabetize beach pebbles using the secret alphabet of falling stars. He's a problem! A global problem!
Ua ʻike mākou i kona mākaukau e hoʻoponopono i nā mea ʻē, akā ʻaʻole mākou makemake e hoʻoponopono i ka pineapple ma luna o kā mākou mau lole. Makemake mākou i kekahi mau mea nani a ʻōlinolino hoʻi, i hiki ai iā mākou ke hoʻihoʻi iā Squishy, ma mua o kona hoʻomaka ʻana i kahi kumu aʻo no nā lālā maoli e pili ana i ka hopena o ka manaʻo o ka niu!
We've witnessed his talent for fixing strange things, but we don't want to fix pineapple stains on our clothes. We only want some truly magnificent and dazzling items, so we can return Squishy, before he starts a life-coaching service for actual sponges on the existential impact of coconut thought!
NĀ KOI WAIWAI ʻOI AKU KA NANI!
(THE EVEN MORE EXQUISITELY VALUABLE DEMANDS!)
Hoʻokahi (1) hōʻiliʻili o nā kāmaʻa ʻauʻau hoʻokahi, he hema wale nō, i hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻia me nā waimaka o nā moa heʻe nalu kaulana, a i hoʻokani ʻia me nā mele ukulele discord i ka wā e hele ai.
(One (1) collection of single, left-foot flip-flops, purified with the tears of famous surfing chickens, and serenading with discordant ukulele tunes when walked in.)
ʻEkolu (3) pā o ka poke ʻoahi, i hoʻomākaukau ʻia e ka chef kaulana o ka huna, a i hoʻohanohano ʻia e nā lālā o ka ʻOhana Nanea, e hulahula ana i ka hula i kēlā me kēia ʻāpana ʻaka.
(Three (3) platters of fire-poke, prepared by a secret renowned chef, blessed by members of the Leisurely Family Clan who hula to each onion slice.)
Hoʻokahi (1) papa heʻe nalu kahiko, hiki ke heʻe i hope wale nō, i kākau lima ʻia e ka ʻuhane o ka nalu ʻoi loa, a i hoʻokomo ʻia i kahi mīkini hana ʻaha mele liʻiliʻi e hoʻokani ana i nā mele hoʻomaha na nā naiʻa ʻōpiopio.
(One (1) vintage surfboard that can only ride waves backward, personally autographed by the ghost of a rogue wave, and embedded with a miniature concert-generating device playing lullabies by young dolphins.)
ʻElima (5) paina ʻālohilohi loa, ʻokoʻa loa, e hoʻomālamalama ana i ka pō me ka ʻala kope i hoʻopuka ʻia mai nā pua orchid liʻiliʻi e hīmeni ana i ka opera.
(Five (5) extremely rare, glow-in-the-dark pineapples, illuminating the night with the scent of coffee emanating from tiny orchid flowers singing opera.)
Hoʻokahi (1) leo mele o nā manu nūnū, i aʻo ʻia e hīmeni i nā ʻōlelo aʻo mokulele me ka leo o nā keiki liʻiliʻi e haʻi ana i nā mea huna kahiko, i hoʻopaʻa ʻia me ke kani o nā ukana moe moe e hanu ana.
(One (1) choir of parrots trained to sing airline safety announcements in tiny children's voices revealing ancient secrets, recorded with the sound of sleeping ukulele strings breathing.)
ʻEhiku (7) hue o ka wai niu ʻōpiopio loa, i hōʻiliʻili ʻia i ka pō hōkū loa e nā mea kanu ʻoiaʻiʻo e ʻōlelo ana i nā waimaka, a i hoʻopōmaikaʻi ʻia no ka hāʻawi ʻana i nā moeʻuhane o ka hula kupaianaha me nā ʻakaʻaka o nā niu.
(Seven (7) vials of the youngest coconut water, gathered on the most star-filled night by true botanists whispering tears, and blessed to induce dreams of extraordinary hula accompanied by the laughter of coconuts.)
ʻUmikūmālua (12) mau pahu o ka li hing mui, ʻo ka ʻono ʻawaʻawa ʻokoʻa wale nō, i hoʻohana ʻia ma ke ʻano he ʻume honi aliʻi no nā mea pohihihi, a i hoʻopaʻa ʻia ma nā pahu gula i hoʻonani ʻia me nā memo aloha hūnā.
(Twelve (12) boxes of li hing mui, the exquisitely sour flavor only, to be used as a royal kissing lure for mysterious entities, and packaged in solid gold boxes adorned with hidden love notes.)