It's hilarious watching sheep thinking it's up to Trump. This war was planned years in advance. taking out Syria, networking in Lebanon, taking out Iran's next in line, then the planes, then the upper echelon.

No war my arse, fucking MAGA sheeps

Trump is just another puppet with a loud mouth, like the fuck he's going to actually defy Israel, doesn't matter how his lips move to gaslight, the weapons are all gathering around Iran and then there will be some bullshit excuse for the US to enter and save the day, false flag or not.

'I'm going to stop the wars' - Trump says, as he claims victory

www.yahoo.com/news/trump-claims-victory-us-election-074022676.html

"They said 'he will start a war.' I'm not going to start a war, I'm going to stop the wars," said Donald Trump during a speech in which he claimed victory in the 2024 presidential elections.

Trump says Ukraine war wouldn't have happened if he were president

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-russia-ukraine-war-b2172182.html

Trump says Ukraine war wouldn't have happened if he were president and boasts he could end it 'They have to respect your leadership, if they don't respect your leadership, they're gonna …

>>23212616

>Trump is just another puppet with a loud mouth, like the fuck he's going to actually defy Israel, doesn't matter how his lips move to gaslight, the weapons are all gathering around Iran and then there will be some bullshit excuse for the US to enter and save the day, false flag or not.

Two words:

Atlantic Council

Trump says he doesn't know what he's going to do, because he hasn't received the command from Israel yet.

When you're not in charge and you have to speak, of course you're "unpredictable" because nothing he says actually matters or reflects reality.

>>23212410

>in order to see the Kingdom of God

oh fuck off

entire bible fairy tale was a lie and all the pastors and scholars know it too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8j3HvmgpYc

1,575,835 views Premiered Dec 26, 2023

The Sunday school teacher is out. Good thing a substitute is available: Satan!

SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE is an animated documentary. Join Satan as he shares Bible secrets, secrets the students' pastor learned at Christian seminary but is afraid to share. Thankfully, Satan's not afraid of losing his job.

Satan has amassed an impressive list of biblical scholars ready to reveal the "standard stuff" taught in Christian seminaries: Bart Ehrman (UNC Chapel Hill), John J. Collins (Yale), Dale Allison (Princeton Seminary), Susan Niditch (Amherst), Ron Hendel (UC Berkeley), and Hector Avalos (Iowa State). This is established seminary curriculum about biblical history, biblical morals, authorship claims, and early Christianity — a curriculum never shared with the congregation.

Darkly comedic, but thoroughly researched, SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE is a fascinating journey into the secrets of the world's best-selling book.

Directed by documentary filmmaker Zeke Piestrup (APOCALYPSE LATER: HAROLD CAMPING VS THE END OF THE WORLD) and produced by animation filmmaker Tim Johnson (ANTZ, OVER THE HEDGE, HOME)

https://satansguide.com/

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https://www.bartehrman.com/satans-gui…

INDEX:

00:00 SUBSTITUTE SATAN’S GOT BIBLE SECRETS

02:45 PASTORS KNOW THE BIBLE SECRETS

03:59 WHAT’S LEARNED AT SEMINARY STAYS AT SEMINARY

05:23 WHY CAN'T PASTORS JUST TELL US THE TRUTH?

06:30 I. THE BIBLE + HISTORY

06:38 THE EXODUS FROM EGYPT

08:49 ISRAELITES NEVER LIVED IN EGYPT

09:54 INERRANT MEANS WITHOUT ERROR

10:45 GOD’S GOT SCHOLARS TOO

12:40 THE PROMISE OF THE ALREADY-PROMISED PROMISED LAND

15:07 EVANGELICALS SAY CANAANITES WERE TOTALLY CRAPPY

16:16 ISRAELITES ARE CANAANITES?

17:21 EL

17:55 YES, ISRAELITES ARE CANAANITES

18:54 COMPETITIVE HISTORIOGRAPHY

19:09 THE STORY MAKES THE PEOPLE INTO THE PEOPLE

20:06 THE BELATED ISRAELITES ENTER THE WORLD STAGE

20:42 THE CRITICAL SCHOLARS ARE CHRISTIAN

22:41 WHY ARE CHRISTIANS ATTACKING THE BIBLE?

24:36 THE PROBLEM WITH BIBLICAL INERRANCY

26:52 WANNA HEAR ME SAY I NEVER KNEW YOU?

27:56 II. THE BIBLE + MORALS

28:34 HAPPY BABY SMASHING

30:52 CANAAN RECAP

31:18 JOSHUA WILL LEAVE NOTHING UNDONE

32:59 JOSHUA OBLITERATES JERICHO

34:45 KILLING KIDS IS FINE FEATURING WLC

36:41 JOSHUA SLAUGHTERS MORE CANAANITES

38:49 DID GOD REALLY SLAUGHTER THE CANAANITES?

40:42 GENOCIDE IS WRONG IN THE FIRST PLACE

41:14 MORE GENOCIDE COMMANDED BY GOD

41:37 THE GOLDEN RULE

42:58 OLD TIME RELIGION RECAP

43:33 CHILD SACRIFICE IN ANCIENT ISRAEL

46:05 OLD TESTAMENT MEAN GOD VS NEW TESTAMENT LOVING GOD

47:27 SATAN’S 2 COMMANDMENTS

47:49 #1 AVALOS ADVISES EMPATHY INSTEAD OF AUTHORITY

48:08 #2 THE HUMANISTIC GOLDEN RULE

48:54 III. THE BIBLE + AUTHORSHIP

49:15 CHRISTIANS ON YOUTUBE VS BART DENTON EHRMAN

50:46 BELIEVERS & NONBELIEVERS AGREE: STANDARD STUFF

51:39 STANDARD STUFF ABOUT THE BOOK OF DANIEL

55:25 BOOKS HAVE VOICES / PAULINE AUTHORSHIP

57:25 ILLITERATE FISHERMEN AUTHORS

59:18 SPEERCHULL WARFARE Y’ALL

1:03:15 IV. THE BIBLE + JESUS

1:04:04 THE CEMETERIES SAY JESUS WAS WRONG

1:04:40 FAILED END TIMES PREDICTORS, ROLL CALL

1:05:58 SEMINARY’S BIGGEST SECRET

1:06:49 PAUL’S MISSING TOMB

1:09:03 RESURRECTION TO RESURRECTIONS / FIRSTFRUITS

1:11:03 MOM GETS LEFT BEHIND

1:13:03 BATHED & BAPTIZED IN APOCALYPTICISM

1:14:29 TWO WRONGS MAKING JESUS AN APOCALYPTICIST

1:15:25 THE BIBLE’S APOCALYPTIC JESUS

1:16:27 THE KINGDOM OF GOD ON EARTH

1:18:31 BILLIONS OF CITIES IN ISRAEL

1:19:03 NOBODY RODE A CARPET OF CLOUDS

1:19:45 THAT GENERATION DID PASS

1:20:29 APOCALYPTIC JESUS CLOSING ARGUMENT

1:21:43 RUN FOR THE HILLS

1:22:10 JESUS’ FINAL STAND

1:24:24 IF THE GOOD BOOK IS BAD, HOW DO WE BE GOOD?

>>23212627

>Wow talk about blind. Good Lord.

WHAT’S LEARNED AT SEMINARY STAYS AT SEMINARY?

You don't know.

Then STFU

>>23212627

>Wow talk about blind. Good Lord.

WHAT’S LEARNED AT SEMINARY?

You don't know.

Then STFU

>>23212630

>What is it you claim I don't know?

How the fuck do you promise a land that's already promised? by the same "god"?

12:40 THE PROMISE OF THE ALREADY-PROMISED PROMISED LAND

>>23212632

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8j3HvmgpYc

@DoeDeer1

1 year ago

Seminary is usually three years. Here’s what I observed when I attended: 1. Students faith is ripped from them (for the better), 2. Students struggle to rebuild their faith, 3. Ignore parts one and two and accept the tropes and cliches because $150k in student loan debt doesn’t pay for itself.

I know because I left. I was voted out of my church because I said gay people deserve to be loved too, from a mainline denomination.

I’m free from someone else’s dogma!

>>23212634

@ChrisM-tn3hx

1 year ago

I remember how betrayed I felt when I stepped outside the boundaries of what I was "allowed" to study, and learned this for myself 30 years ago. Then I had to decide whether to live life as a hypocrite, or give up ever speaking again to anyone I ever knew and loved. It was hard, but I'm no hypocrite. Hypocrisy, as it turns out, was largely a trait of Christianity.

I've known several people since then who have doctorates in theology, including 2 Catholic priests. They were all atheists, even the priests. The conclusion was that you couldn't study the bible at that level with an open mind and still believe in the Bible.

@fermitupoupon1754

1 year ago

I remember when in primary school they gave us our own bibles and we were told to read it. So I did what an autistic 11 year old would do, I started at the beginning. '''I was permanently expelled from bible study class after asking why the book of Ruth glorified genocide. I had already been given detention for earlier remarks about old testament books saying infanticide, incest and involuntary copulation were seemingly fine.

Guess I did the one thing they didn't want me to do. I actually went and read the bible and what little religion that was drilled into me as a child vanished.''' Not because someone told me religion was a hoax or wrong or even the historical inaccuracies. But because of simple first hand experience.

@RolandTheJabberwocky

1 year ago

Reminds me of when our sunday school teacher taught us that only believing in god got you in heaven, and I asked, "Even if you were the best person in the world?", and she said "yes, even they would go to hell if they didn't believe. "

In retort, I then said, "So the best person could be in hell, and the worst in heaven? That's not right!" and all the other kids agreed with me.

Suddenly, I wasn't allowed at sunday school anymore, which my parents who only let me go because I wanted to, rather than to brain wash me with their own beliefs, were fine with. Taught me a very important lesson about religion and those who organize it.

@ezra7088

1 year ago

I'm an atheist. I've been seeing this in my recommendations. And I assumed it would simply be anti-theist yelling, and ignored it. I shouldn't have judged it by its cover. This is excellently produced, and apparently has been in the works for over a decade. Great video!

>>23212633

irrelevant when the source material of the entire believe structure is clearly fabricated.

>>23212633

You're replying by reflex too quickly, watch it before opening your pie hole again.

The bullshit is so clear it is not something you can cope your way out playing with specific words.

The entire premise of the key bible story was clearly entirely fabricated.

>>23212641

It's okay to fear to have your believe system threatened.

It's not a competition, the choice to know is yours, the video is well referenced, words are spoken by people who've studied the bible much longer than you did (high status pastors).

The question you have to ask yourself is, do you have to courage to investigate if it was all bullshit. Or is your mind so weak you need to hold onto a fantasy.

>>23212644

>KMAO it's largely in parable, look past the words and see the Word.

Coping mechanism. You're still believing in bullshit fabricated by someone.

If you believe in a supreme being, then just believe, you don't need to believe the bullshit someone else wrote in between.

Have the courage to face that you've been lied to.

>>23212649

>You're not threatening my belief system at all kek. You have your mind locked up, unable to think "outside the box", you can't see the forest for the trees.

now you're just trolling

it's okay, great awakening go through stages.

>>23212644

>Example I like to use, the tower of babel. Do you think it's a building? No, it's hierarchy, reaching unto heaven.

Example I like to use, the bible. Do you think it's actually words of God? No, it's a story, written to enslave people.

>>23212639

Yes. Watch the video, the people who actually believed the bible and wanted to study it in depth ended up being high ranking Catholics as well as being atheists, because the bullshits were so blatant they couldn't even wrap their heads around them.

>>23212662

@dmcarden

1 year ago

I'm 61 and grew up as a baptist, methodist, and eventually jehovahs witness and so was hesitant to view this. But you really brought out concerns I've had simmering below the surface for years. And at 36 mins in, to hear these pastors justify the killing of Canaanite children as mercy..blows my mind. This is an amazing piece of work. And the way you chose to present it via a humorous mixed media format is just brilliant. It's 2am here and I'm hooked and will watch till the end.

>>23212667

@sosomumu

8 months ago (edited)

i was not raised christian. i was raised muslim but i often say that islam is just part 3 of the abrahamic trilogy. continuing where christianity left off and adding more. I left religion about 8 years ago but to me this video is more important than disproving the lies of the abrahamic faiths. This book and its variants have completely shaped the world we live in today and you can see it in the way that genocides have been and continue to be carried out in the name of god. I believe that the abrahamic faiths from a historical standpoint have truly ruined our world and have lead to incomparable levels of bloodshed backed and led by these books of lies

LMAO

@SevenOfNineteen

1 year ago

The Christian: "How can you worship Satan?"

The Satanist: "I don't. Satanists don't typically believe in a literal Satan. It's a metaphor."

The Christian: "Well, then what do you call people who do believe in a literal Satan?"

The Satanist: "Christians."

>>23213178

>>23213178

GETOUTOFYOURWAY