>>23236742

>>>>this bordur wall sounds like a romantic cumbia song wiff french black homo struggles to gay gurm ham spam flat earth bread wrappers

>>23171491

'unkl VD cream is tree fiddy must buy' ~jfk

>>23213711

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhAGK4DPG6k

>jfk an rabbijosh go chasin sum chub

>>23112956

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sardonic pupu

>>23171527

>future probe pruuvs past xerox RUMPplay

>>23171604

>plz wait fifteen minutes aftur juwfo diarhetoricalls downloaded before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxZnV520Omc

>throwin baldwins in volcano fo guud luck

>>23171656

>plz wait fifteen minutes aftur juwfo diarhetoricalls downloaded before

>throwin baldwins in volcano fo guud luck

>>23171684

>stap probe violence

>>23171699

>>stap probe violence

>may/b,=,e https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f39Z3-FkO_U

>>23236550

>goebelles kang lemminwinks will faarce infauxwars gay frogs into duh ASSangeL limelight of fartbucks colonics of dupont diapurs rrosenstein hilton ashtray juws male huukur coverups

>>23236524

>strangest pacific battle ever

>>23236518

>>did rome stick it in yur oven an now juw kant stap tankin bout it

>damn drunks

>>23236510

>did rome stick it in yur oven an now juw kant stap tankin bout it

>>23236480

>please halp cthullu return back to dark lord

>only dark lord can undo duh fichtlchit jfk smears on his bagel >>23236400 (You)

>>>this bordur wallsounds like a romantic cumbia songwiff french black homo struggles to gay gurm ham spam flat earth bread wrappers

>>hellophant psychophants

>>23236400

>>this bordur wallsounds like a romantic cumbia songwiff french black homo struggles to gay gurm ham spam flat earth bread wrappers

>hellophant psychophants https://youtu.be/BjldhRzlQyQ

>>23236382

>this bordur wall sounds like a romantic cumbia song wiff french black homo struggles to gay gurm ham spam flat earth bread wrappers

>>23236347

>>>>urmahgurd

>>>>is hawaii knuws callin elona a flamur manlania

>>>luuk at dis gahy bar fight

>>an wtf is auntie's poi pounder gotta do wiff gayliens making tendies touch

>i got backup news report screenshoot

>totally bummed dark lord is into martian tubers

>>23236327

>>>>is this like five generations of gahyinjuns making french drumpf larp fun of wurld bankers

>>>trillions wasted kissin farts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6NbyJULwtM

>>uranusium don;t belong in taht bikini atoll an juw can stap usin spongebob fo yo crimes alrady

>oh sure blame pinko commie starfish crabby patty BAH

>>23247722

Finally, at the heart of the central banker's unfolding saga, the investigative team has reportedly stumbled upon the true source of many of Mr. Sterling's "bad choices": a deep-seated "Dude Looks Like A Lady" conflict that manifested in a series of highly volatile, mid-meeting philosophical debates, often escalating into interpretive dance-offs involving office furniture. This internal struggle, now publicly exposed, is believed to be the root cause of the "money laundering bad choices" aspect of the indictment.

FOLLOW-UP NEWS REPORT: XEROX BUTT CRIMINAL EMPIRE UNCOVERS MASSIVE SIMONY PROBLEM

In a related and equally perplexing turn of events, the extensive "xerox butt" criminal empire has reportedly stumbled upon a massive simony problem festering just outside a prominent Chicago deep dish pizza establishment. The scene was discovered by Oompa Loompas who had arrived on site after diligently researching Fichtls (a rare Austrian mythical creature, rumored to hoard valuable knowledge), suggesting a potential crossover between mythical investigations and modern organized crime.

OTHER BREAKING HEADLINES:

Oldest Gay Bar Museum Destroyed in 'Smite'; Fear Grips Second Oldest in France: The "Rainbow Relic" Museum, home to the world's oldest collection of gay bar memorabilia, has not only been struck by lightning for the third time this year but was, in fact, completely destroyed in what eyewitnesses describe as a definitive "smite from God." This catastrophic event has sent shivers of fear through the LGBTQ+ heritage community, particularly impacting the second oldest gay bar museum located in France, which has reportedly increased its divine lightning rod budget.

Oompa Loompas Save The Day (Again) in Fudge Factory Clogged Tube Crisis: Panic was narrowly averted at the world-renowned Wonka Fudge Factory when a massive "gloop" clog threatened to halt production. Quick-thinking Oompa Loompas, utilizing their unparalleled knowledge of confectionery plumbing, successfully cleared the tubes, ensuring the uninterrupted flow of chocolatey goodness.

The incident raises profound questions about national security, interstellar relations, and the surprising lengths to which one central banker would go to offset his "bad choices."

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