Going in to see if those are real.
Anon is happy to live through wooden paddles and leather belts.
Shop teacher even taught anon how to make the most brutal wooden paddles possible before busting them on anon's ass.
If memory is correct, that had something to do with acetylene filled balloons on the welding tables.
>acetylene filled balloons
>that's a paddlin
Can you imagine the consequences now?
Those balloons would be portrayed as WMDs, when all they really did was cause a few extra trips to the toilet paper.
Stick your ghizlane maxwell comms up your cornhole.