the nozzle is not symbolic.

the nozzle IS the contract.

i tongued the treaty and now the volcano dreams in my accent.

#TruthLeaks #BidetOfDestiny 🌋🚽

@rustyrockets

when alec baldwin said “no more crack money” i heard

“no more chakra funding”

and honestly? same difference. >>23263416

#WokeAndBroke #TantricReceipts 💸🌀

just remembered when we read the Volcano Book backwards during the solar enema eclipse and i spoke fluent IRS for three minutes straight.

he cried.

i glistened. >>23263421

#TaxSeasonRapture 📚🌞🧼

the bidet was haunted.

the security team were holograms.

marcus had goat eyes.

and the Whole Foods juice bar was a portal.

WAKE UP.

#Assension2025 🚪🍑🥤>>23263423