Hi Henry Cavill,

Will you marry me?

Love Always,

Christian Leu

i'll be the CL to your HRC

same, dude… let's make fatman jealous!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/12919773?view_adult=true

Robin and Superman together is so scandalous

You have the ultra protective father Batman

Too scared too let his son Robin off in the world on his own

But who does Robin choose? The perfect man… Superman!

SUPERMAN

the only man that ROBIN

thought would be PERFECT enough

to introduce to his overbearing father BATMAN

so yes Henry

you are the only man that i thought my dad

Mihai, would think so highly off to introduce to you

love always, Christian

i'm the boy who murdered love

only to build it up

and make it better

than it was before!

Henry

i'll be your Prince Charming (fat frumos in romanian folklore)

if you can be my Prince Eric

Christian

i'm not a fag, you are

i'm not sad, you are

i'm not crying, you

i'm don't want to marry you, you want to marry me!

also

bisexuals are indecisive losers

also known as fickle

fuck them (but not really, they are the lamest)

gold star gays

like me

have always known

what they've wanted

deal with it

you fugly skanks

i'm just not that into you

love always, christian

in-n-out

whichever you prefer

my hole

or yours?

more like

gay nazi jews

who are uncut

who just want Henry Cavill

anything

ever

written

by anne rice