If only a blonde with big tits could make those noises…
Anon's sex life has been hell lately.
Wifeanon fell in love with her car, and it's all anon's fault.
>be me
>wifeanon parks car on roof, and being anon, decide to buy her a faster one to see what she can do with it.
>look everywhere for something not woke
>no turbo 3-bangers, hybrid, etc.
>find a sexy little naturally aspirated 4-banger that's RWD with manual transmission
>pick up car and get to do a thousand mile break-in because wife is still banged up.
>begin to realize anon made a mistake
>car is a little nympho temptress
>always begging for harder and faster
>doesn't even wake up until 4k rpm, then screams to nine
>she isn't happy until her rear end is kicked out sideways
>can't even finger her, she wants your whole foot.
>realize wifeanon loves that car moar than anon
>bitch of a car stole muh wife
>then realize the car was made by subaru, and it all makes sense.