Shit, if that's all it takes, your alien can come to my place. I'm ready to go right now! I don't care where he's going or what will happen to my butthole on the way. Just put Earth in the rear-view and step on it! I've had enough of this rock!
No butthurt or misery on my part.
Can't do shit about it.
I've known that for 46 years.
No matter what aliens have going on
on their rock, it can't be much worse
than what's going on on this rock. It
would just be another adventure IMO.
The adventure on this rock is tired and gay.
Never allowed them to install one at my place.