Fuck it.

A report has been submitted by the highly secretive Magnetic Research Center. If you’ve never heard of it, that’s because it “doesn’t exist.” It’s a consortium of researchers that specialize in magnetic and frequency monitoring. Only three countries are a part of this consortium, Russia, Canada, and Chile, and they do not share data with countries outside of the consortium.

The report entails a magnetic shift log that shows that, very recently, the standard deviation has now been retired as the pole is now moving outside of it at speeds that have put world leaders in a precarious situation.

I doubt the world will warn you and I doubt they will prepare to save you. Prepare yourself accordingly and don’t await your government.