Gretchen -

First and foremost, very very sorry. Secondly, what a fucking retard your soon to be ex is.

Honey I have been in love with you through Twitter for about 6 years wondering how awesome it would be to have a bad ass smoking hot Trump loving veteran for a wife, and with a heart for other people.

I am coming honey.

Gonna give you some space, and one day, maybe a year from now, I am going to introduce myself formally and proper.

You will make it through this.