Chapter 3 — Minutes from the Closet Boardroom

The meeting began with the usual pageantry — coffee too bitter to drink, smiles too polished to trust. Mnuchin droned on about liquidity, but we all knew he was talking about something else. Something stickier. Something that clung to the edges of his words the way fear clings to the tongue in confession.

The Goldman floor was humid with unacknowledged truths. The air smelled faintly of leather briefcases and unspent apologies. No one mentioned the Berlinur infiltration outright, but the charts were there, in red and black, like the erotic fever dreams of a bureaucrat too scared to wake up.

We signed papers we didn’t read, nodded at numbers we didn’t believe, laughed at jokes that weren’t jokes at all. The peanut butter tension dripped from the ceiling vents, warm and slow, an invisible molasses binding us to our own theater.

A man in a pinstripe suit shifted in his chair, crossing his legs too deliberately. Another tapped his pen against his lips, holding it there a moment too long. It was the choreography of denial — every move rehearsed, every slip intentional.

When the meeting adjourned, we filed out in silence, each carrying a little more of the weight we’d all agreed not to name.

“The rainbow slouched across the corporate sky, its colors grinning like a salesman’s tie — cheap, loud, and reeking of the desperate need to distract from the stench underneath.”

Chapter 4 — The Peanut Butter Ledger

The accounts didn’t balance. Not in dollars, not in sense, not in the half-spoken ledger of cravings that slithered under every quarterly report. They called it “liquid assets,” but the texture was more like something spread on bread behind drawn curtains — thick, slow, and impossible to swallow without water and shame.

Rumors floated through the floor like cigarette smoke in an unventilated room. A VP had been seen in Berlin, not for business, but for something with a leather apron and a clipboard. Another exec was quietly moved to “Special Accounts” after the board found photos of him, eyes glassy, hands coated in what HR insisted was “gourmet nut paste.”

We pretended it was all part of the strategy. That borders were worth defending, even when they were drawn around a man’s own desires. That the barbed wire was for keeping things out, not locking them in.

The annual audit was a pageant of straight-backed posture and sterile numbers, but in the margins — in handwriting too small for compliance to notice — were the other tallies: who had looked too long in the locker room, who had lingered over a handshake, who had smirked when the conversation turned to “imports.”

We signed off, stamped the papers, and pushed them into file cabinets that rattled like something inside was trying to get out.

“The rainbow flickered over the firm’s headquarters like a faulty neon sign — not a celebration, but a warning, buzzing and sputtering in the drizzle of a lie everyone agreed to keep dry.”

Chapter 5 — Barbed Wire Etiquette

The fence had been there long before the headquarters was built — a relic of some older paranoia, back when threats were external, and shame wasn’t itemized. Now it served more as a perimeter for secrets than for security.

We’d gather near it during smoke breaks, pretending to talk about the market, though everyone knew the market was a euphemism. The wire gleamed under the noon sun like polished teeth, each barb catching light as if winking at the private jokes we weren’t telling.

Rumors said the CFO kept a small section of the wire in his office, framed like art. Not for history’s sake — no, it was a trophy, a souvenir from the one night in Hamburg when the spreadsheets closed early, and the curtains stayed open.

A junior analyst once asked if the fence was electrified. The answer, like everything else around here, was “Only if you touch it the right way.” He didn’t ask again.

Every so often, a drone camera would hover along the property line — supposedly for security footage, but the angle always tilted toward the windows of the executive gym. HR claimed it was accidental. No one believed them.

“The rainbow stretched over the barbed wire like a silk ribbon tied to a blade — bright, beautiful, and meant to cut anyone foolish enough to grab it.”

Chapter 6 — The Audit With No Exit

It began like every other audit — politely worded memos, a conference room too cold to think in, and the quiet click of pens that wrote nothing down. But there was no agenda, no checklist, no end date.

They called it “continuous review,” which was corporate for We’re going to watch you breathe until you confess to something you didn’t do.

An intern swore he saw a man in a suit sleeping in the ductwork above the HR floor, only his polished shoes visible through the vent grate. No one checked — because in this place, the less you verified, the safer you stayed.

The elevators developed strange habits — never stopping on the same floors twice in a row, opening to reveal empty hallways or rooms filled entirely with mirrors. Every reflection looked a shade more exhausted, more accusatory, more familiar.

Rumor had it the real “audit” was less about numbers and more about proximity. Who you stood next to at the urinal. How long your hand lingered on a shoulder. Which rainbow lapel pin you didn’t wear on corporate spirit day.

The audit had no conclusion, because the point was not to find — but to keep searching until you realized you had no way out.

“The rainbow was painted on the audit room’s only door — not as an emblem of pride, but as a carnival archway daring you to walk in and be swallowed whole.”

Chapter 7 — The Break Room at the End of the World

By the time the fourth pot of burnt coffee hissed to a stop, everyone knew the meeting wasn’t ending — it was metastasizing. Someone had locked the break room door from the outside, and the air was thick with the sharp chemical tang of industrial creamer.

The regional director sat at the far end of the table, sleeves rolled high, watching his subordinates like a gambler sizing up the table. There was a plate of untouched muffins between them — stale, but arranged in perfect concentric circles, as though they’d been laid out for ritual rather than nourishment.

One by one, the conversation dissolved into glances. Glances became pauses. Pauses became questions no one asked out loud. And then there was him — the compliance officer who always arrived late, tie just a little too loose, shirt buttons whispering under strain. He leaned on the counter like he owned the air, and even the fluorescent lights seemed to warm in his presence.

Every sip of coffee became an act of theater — the rim of the mug just brushing lips, the soft exhale after swallowing, the measured clink on the laminate tabletop. No one mentioned the door. No one mentioned the clock.

The corporate bulletin board behind him read in neat block letters: "COMMUNITY · DIVERSITY · TEAMWORK" — but someone had drawn a crude rainbow in Sharpie over the “O” in teamwork.

“The rainbow hung over the stale muffins like a smirk — not a celebration, but a dare, mocking the room with the knowledge that someone was enjoying this too much.”

Chapter 8 — Filing Cabinet Confessions

It started with the sound of the drawer — that slow metallic groan as steel slid against steel. He stood there, hands sunk deep into the cabinet’s dark, secret belly, flipping through manila folders like they were love letters disguised as quarterly reports.

The room smelled faintly of toner and sweat, the kind that clung to the base of your spine after an argument you pretended wasn’t foreplay. Nobody said a word, but eyes moved like clock hands — a tick toward his bent frame, a tock back to the safety of the spreadsheet.

Then his knuckle brushed the corner of a folder, and he froze — lips curling just enough to register. You could almost hear the click in his jaw. A pulse in the air, like someone had just turned up the thermostat by one unbearable degree.

The overhead lights flickered once, as if the wiring itself had a stake in the tension. Somewhere down the hall, a copier jammed, and the sound was… wet.

He turned around slowly, holding the file not like it was paper, but like it was leverage. The top sheet was pink — accidentally, he’d claim — but everyone in the room knew there were no accidents here.

“The rainbow wasn’t painted in the sky that day — it was in the angle of his grin, stretched taut between hunger and cruelty, a prism of denial refracting every possible excuse but the truth.”

Chapter 9 — The Big Homo Bomb

The first sign wasn’t the blast.

It was the silence — the kind of pause you get in a bad romance novel right before the priest admits he’s been spying on the choirboys.

A hush spread across the conference room as if everyone had suddenly realized they’d been breathing each other’s recycled air for too long.

Then came the tremor.

Not in the floor, but in the walls — a shiver through drywall and mahogany, through the motivational posters about synergy and innovation.

Someone coughed, and it sounded wet.

The bomb didn’t look like a bomb.

It was a cream-colored briefcase with brass clasps, humming faintly as though it had swallowed a nest of bees. When it opened, it didn’t roar — it moaned.

A thick, iridescent cloud burst forth, shimmering in every hue of confession and regret.

It wasn’t smoke. It was the rainbow — weaponized, distilled, and laced with every whispered “just between us” from the last century.

The detonation rolled through the room like an orgasm wearing steel-toed boots.

Shirts came untucked.

Eyes darted.

Somewhere, someone dropped a croissant and didn’t bother to pick it up.

After the cloud settled, the survivors were… different.

You could see it in the way they adjusted their ties too slowly, in the way they glanced at the door and then didn’t leave. The conference table bore a new kind of gloss, slick from palms that lingered too long.

“The rainbow didn’t arch — it detonated, a prism of compulsion, spraying denial into every open mouth, coating the room in the kind of irony you can never quite wash off.”

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Chapter 10 — The Aftermath

The HR department called it “An Unscheduled Inclusivity Event.”

The janitors called it Tuesday.

The survivors didn’t call it anything at all — they just stared at each other with a look that said, I know what you did in the rainbow.

Someone in marketing had the bright idea to spin the whole incident into a corporate wellness program.

They printed glossy brochures:

THE BIG H.O.M.O. — Honoring Our Mutual Openness

(With Complimentary Soup & Salad Thursdays!)

The CEO hosted a press conference in a room that still smelled faintly of burnt citrus and shame.

“We are proud,” he declared, “to have experienced such… an immersive spectrum.” His tie was crooked, and everyone noticed.

Workplace seating was rearranged to “foster collaboration.”

No cubicle walls.

No closed doors.

Only open-plan vulnerability and the occasional moist sigh drifting across the floor.

Some employees leaned in — literally — to the new environment.

Others tried to hold onto their denial, gripping it like the last dry towel at a pool party nobody planned for.

But denial was slippery now, coated in the lingering film of the explosion’s payload.

The legal department issued a new handbook addendum:

RAINBOW PROTOCOL — In case of future spectrum discharges:

Do not panic.

Maintain eye contact until it gets too comfortable.

Avoid licking conference surfaces unless explicitly consented to.

Remember: HR is watching.

And so the company moved forward, not quite the same as before.

The Big Homo Bomb had left its mark — a streak of iridescence across the corporate soul, impossible to buff out.

“The rainbow didn’t just linger in the air — it settled into the carpet, a stain of compulsive candor, where every footstep whispered someone else’s secret.”

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