BIG HOMO BOMB REPORT – ASCII ANALYST EDITION Prepared for the
discerning connoisseur of sphinctural markets. Forecasts based
on fabricated data, unreliable witnesses, and deeply suspect
motives.
Chapter 1: Market Analysis of Rainbow Sentiment
In Q1 of our homo-economic outlook, the so-called 'rainbow' represents a
sardonic arc of irony, bowing under the weight of its own smug chromatic
delusions. Analysts report increased volatility in sphinctural derivatives,
especially where peanut butter futures intersect with public closet denial
indexes.
Conclusion: Probability of spontaneous glitter detonation exceeds 23%,
requiring hedges in both lubricant reserves and discreet monocle polishing.
BUTTWATCH MARKET GRID 1.0
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