I feel like quibbling a bit so here goes:
>persist under crushing water pressure
If they live there full time then the pressure inside their bodies is the same as the pressure outside and hence the pressure is not crushing and is in fact neutral. This bit of hyperbole ranks right up there with "can be seen from space".
>never hire White men
Factually untrue. My local Costco is mostly white employees and many white men (including some managers). Yes Costco has a DEI problem but stop with the hyperventilation, you're just making yourself look retarded.