ATTENTION EVERYONE
THE WORD "FAG" IS NO LONGER ALLOWED HERE BY DECREE OF A BOARD VOLUNTEER
Because, you see, the MSM has come here and seen how immature we are, and how homophobic we are because we use the word "fag". So any post that contains that word will be deleted.
We don't want to get any negative publicity by the MSM. We feel that if we clean up our act, they will not have any ammunition to discredit our movement… we're CERTAIN that if the MSM reports on us and we have no homophobic slurs in our posts, they will treat us fairly and report honestly about what we're all about, and what we're trying to accomplish here.
Please stay tuned for further culture-altering decrees we will be making soon, so as to make the MSM and outside public at large like us more. Because, well, you KNOW they ONLY bash us because of the counter-cultural shit we do…
Oops, just typed "shit"… that may offend some biblefags… OOPS, damnit, just typed "fags" again… sorry guys.
So uh, from now on, swear words are not allowed either. No "shit", no "fuck" no "damn"… can't take the lord's name in vain because we want to cater to the christians out there and not scare them off…
Oh, and if an anon tells you what their preferred pronouns are, you are now REQUIRED to use them… because if you don't, you'd be seen as transphobic, and we don't want to be accused of that by any MSM articles either.
THAT IS ALL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION IN THIS MATTER!