New bioweapon being spread to red-states. I'd think it was the "back to school flu" but if it is, its a lot worse than usual.
Goes after the brain and the spine. Sometimes the stomach as well. Nasty stuff. Turns people into bigger assholes than usual a couple days before the fever hits.
Top up your horsey paste and beer supplies if you have not yet done so anons.
Hopefully the whitehats released the counter "virus" a week ago.