HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO GO BACK TO AUSTIN TX AFTER BEING IN FLORIDA I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND IT HOLY SHIT THERE IS NOT A MORE ANNOYING CITY IN AMERICA THAN THIS SHITHOLE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU HAVE TO BE LEGITIMATELY 70 IQ TO ACCEPT LIVING HERE WHAT THE FUCK
Just the most in-the-way rude people of all time. They won't just cut you off with no blinker, they'll cut you off, go 20mph under the speed limit while playing on their phone and then jerk into the other lane because they weren't even in the right lane to begin with. Everyone here is so far up their own ass, but none of them are good at anything so it just ends up being this soup of really mediocre globohomo peasants that are just perpetually underfoot. No instincts or self-awareness to be found, the truest NPCs there are.
Good God I hate this place, talk about fucking culture shock.
OH MY GOD I WAS ACTUALLY ENJOYING BEING IN A PLACE THAT DIDN'T HAVE ME AGITATED EVERY TIME I WALK OUTSIDE
I bet you live in Austin. You're certainly nigger enough for it.