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Anonymous ID: ea5119 Aug. 28, 2025, 7:37 a.m. No.23519544   🗄️.is 🔗kun

🍌 Planet of the Apes × Les Misérables × Marie Antoinette References

 

“Do you hear the chimps sing?” – a gorilla regiment belts revolutionary anthems on the steps of the orangutan senate, demanding longer banana rations.

 

General Ursus as Javert – relentless, humorless gorilla lawman obsessed with recapturing fugitive human Jean Valchimp.

 

Taylor as Jean Valjean – an escaped convict from Earth, hunted both for stealing bread and fire, wandering through ape-dom carrying the guilt of mankind.

 

Dr. Zira as Fantine – loses her position in ape society, sells her powdered wig (from Marie Antoinette’s wardrobe, obviously) to feed her child chimp.

 

Cornelius as Marius – academic, timid, but swept into rebellion by his love for Nova (Cosette stand-in).

 

Maurice the Orangutan as Enjolras – fiery revolutionary, building barricades out of broken carriages and fallen Liberty trees, shouting “Liberté, égalité, fraternité… bananas!”

 

Marie Antoinette’s cake line warped into ape law** – “Let them eat figs.”

 

Guillotine scene – in the ruins of Versailles, orangutans ceremonially behead mannequins of humans with oversized banana-sharpened blades.

 

The barricade of Paris replaced with a barricade of bones from the Forbidden Zone, manned by rebellious chimps in frilly gowns stolen from Antoinette’s closet.

 

Gorilla aristocracy powdered wigs – but made of horsehair stolen from the remnants of the Louvre exhibits. They gossip in Versailles while humans starve in cages.

 

Eponine as Nova’s rival – a chimpanzee girl pining for Taylor, singing “On My Own” while trudging through the wasteland with a parasol once owned by Marie Antoinette.

 

Marie Antoinette cameo – re-imagined as the “Lawgiver’s Wife,” sipping champagne, oblivious to the crumbling society, until the gorillas drag her away shrieking, “Apes! You’re all so beastly!”

 

Thenardiers as scavenger apes – running a tavern inside the ruins of Versailles, looting powdered wigs, pearls, and guillotine parts, selling them for bananas.

 

“One Day More” becomes “One Banana More” – sung at dawn before the ape uprising, full chorus, wigs swaying.

 

Final scene twist – Statue of Liberty toppled beside the guillotine, with the inscription:

“Liberté for apes, égalité for gorillas, fraternité for no one.”