Its not the first time that anon has experienced chest pains and tornado sirens a minute later (in that order). Zero breeze and all of the trees were still. Hey Q - was it a DEW vortex aimed at this anon that triggered the siren sensors? How about yanking the plug on that thingy and finding out who added anon's name to the targeting list.
See something, say something! Didn't see squat, but anon sure as fuck felt it and heard the siren go off! 8:51 to 8:52am, and you know what time zone anon is in (Goeloc and all).