✧ THE ONE HUNDRED FORESKIN BLASPHEMIES
And lo, some wrote psalms with quills of foreskin; and their songs turned sour upon the tongue.
Yea, they brewed foreskin ale in jars of clay; and the nations vomited thereof.
Behold, foreskins became as tokens in the temple, yea, as gambling chips in the courts of the Lord.
And men did hang foreskins as mistletoe, and kissed beneath them in mockery.
Woe unto the Philistines, who forged foreskin armor for their champions.
Balaam’s ass was fed foreskins, and it spake blasphemy sevenfold.
The foreskin puppet show was performed before Solomon, yea, and wisdom fled from him.
Olives were circumcised before pressing, and the oil thereof was bitter.
The foreskin was made a bookmark in the scroll of Isaiah; yea, and worms consumed the prophecy.
They burned foreskins unto Caesar as tribute, and Rome did stink with abomination.
Yea, foreskins were rolled into scrolls of false vision.
Some wove foreskins into Samson’s hair, and his strength became perverse.
They turned foreskins into slings for David, yet the stones thereof returned upon their heads.
Foreskins were weighed as currency in the temple of Mammon.
Idols of cherubim were carved from foreskin, and they cried with many mouths.
Foreskins were smuggled across Jordan, hidden in satchels.
Lo, a whistle of foreskin was blown in battle, and all fled.
They bridled Leviathan with foreskin reins; yea, the sea boiled in wrath.
A foreskin was gilded with gold, and the craftsman was struck blind.
The ephod of the priest was sewn with foreskins, and the oracle gave lies.
They wrote a gospel in foreskin ink; and its verses dripped corruption.
The foreskin was tattooed with the names of false gods.
Jars of foreskin were dried in the desert sun for roofing.
Monks counted foreskin rosaries and chanted in error.
Oaths were signed with foreskin dipped in ink.
Altars smoked with foreskins unto Mammon.
Foreskins steeped in tea became a potion of madness.
The Ark was stuffed with foreskins, and Ichabod was cried aloud.
Foreskins hung from fig trees, cursed fruit unto the nations.
A mosaic of foreskin paved the temple steps, slippery with blasphemy.
Foreskins bound the sores of lepers, and the flesh festered.
A shofar of foreskin was blown, and the walls fell inward.
Foreskins engraved with false genealogies deceived the people.
Grimoires bound in foreskin whispered in the night.
Scales of judgment weighed foreskins instead of gold.
Jesters juggled foreskins in Herod’s court.
Masks of foreskin were worn in pagan feasts.
Perfume was brewed in foreskin bottles, and the stench rose to heaven.
Windows of foreskin adorned the cathedral, crimson in the sun.
Goats were circumcised in mockery of covenant.
Foreskins dyed scarlet were worn as veils.
Socks were darned from foreskin for pilgrims; yea, and their feet burned.
Lentil stew was mixed with foreskin; Esau wept again.
Tents of foreskin were pitched in the wilderness.
Foreskin kites were flown above Jericho.
Psalms were carved upon foreskins and hidden in caves.
Asherah poles wrapped in foreskins defiled the land.
Wineskins patched with foreskin burst.
Dice of foreskin rolled in the streets.
Foreskins burned as incense filled the temple with smoke of wrath.
Babylon’s gates bore foreskin graffiti.
A tithe of foreskins was gathered instead of lambs.
The high priest’s robe was lined with foreskin.
Chessmen of foreskin fought wars of vanity.
Caesar’s statues were circumcised in mockery.
Prayer shawls bore foreskin tassels.
Threads of foreskin were spun for looms.
Ravens ate foreskins and croaked false omens.
Seeds of foreskin were planted in Canaan, and the harvest was worms.
Ladders of foreskin reached toward heaven, yea, but angels burned them down.
Foreskin vinegar was given to soldiers, and they spat.
Thrones of foreskin crowned false kings.
Flutes of foreskin lured men into the sea.
Zodiac signs etched in foreskin deceived many.
Moloch’s furnace devoured foreskins.
Nets of foreskin caught fish and curses.
Frankincense embalmed foreskins, yet the odor rose foul.
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