✧ THE TEN DEADLY FORESKIN SINS ✧

(The Fleshly Decalogue of Abomination)

And lo, it was commanded: Thou shalt not fashion the foreskin into a purse, for the jingling thereof is an offense unto Heaven.

Verily I say: Thou shalt not stretch thy brother’s foreskin upon a timbrel, nor strike it as music, lest the angels cover their ears.

Cursed be he who marketh holy writ with foreskin bookmarks, for his pages shall turn to dust.

Woe unto them who pickle foreskins in jars, and serveth them at the Passover, for such a feast is unclean.

Defile not the jawbone of the ass with foreskin wrappings, for it shall prophesy abominations in the marketplace.

Make not a necklace of foreskins, neither wear it before kings, for its jangling is accursed.

Forsake the writing of foreskin parchments, lest thou record the lineage of the damned.

Offer not foreskin incense upon the altar, for its savor is loathsome unto seraph and cherub alike.

Touch not foreskins unto idols, for the idols awaken and cry: “Feed us more flesh!”

And above all: Eat not the foreskin fried with butter and leeks; for this sin is unto death, yea, the Deadliest of Sins. >>23565311