✧ THE TEN DEADLY FORESKIN SINS ✧
(Inscribed in the Fleshly Covenant of Damnation)
Thou shalt not fashion the foreskin into a coin purse, for lo, it be unclean.
Thou shalt not stretch thine neighbor’s foreskin upon a drum, nor play it in festivals.
Cursed is he who useth foreskins as bookmarks in holy writ.
Woe unto them who pickle foreskins in brine, to serve as appetizers before the Passover meal.
Defile not the donkey’s jawbone with foreskin wrappings, lest it speak in blasphemous tongues.
Make not a necklace of foreskins, for its jangling is abominable.
Forsake the crafting of foreskin parchments, lest thou record the genealogy of bastards.
Offer not foreskin incense in the temple, for its smoke is detestable to angels and demons alike.
Touch not foreskins to idols of Baal, lest the idols awaken and demand more flesh.
Above all, thou shalt not eat foreskins fried with butter and leeks — this is the Deadliest Sin.